Discover Slang

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The grade Ralphie would get if his teacher was also a kid who wanted a leg lamp.
A+++++++ because he got a leg lamp for Christmas.
A+++++++ because his teacher was a kid too.
A+++++++ because the essay was full of lies.
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What a French guy says when he thinks you're cool, but probably doesn't know what you did.
A+++++++ because he thought you were cool.
A+++++++ because you gave him a sandwich.
A+++++++ because he didn't know your name.
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The grade you give when you know your life depends on this person and you don't want to die
My mom got an A+ because she drove me to school when I was asleep and I almost died.
I gave my crush an A+ because I would’ve cried if he failed.
My dog got an A+ because I would’ve lost my mind if he didn’t pass.
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The grade you give when someone is so perfect you can’t even imagine them failing
My best friend got an A+ because she passed math and I failed and it was unfair.
My dad got an A+ because he fixed my laptop and I cried happy tears.
My sister got an A+ because she ate my last donut and I didn’t even care.
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The grade you give when someone is so good you think they were born with a gold star
My teacher got an A+ because she didn’t fail me even though I didn’t do my homework.
My crush got an A+ because he passed science and I failed and I was jealous.
My mom got an A+ because she cooked me breakfast and I was too tired to complain.
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The grade you give when someone is so amazing you swear they’re magical
My best friend got an A+ because she passed English and I failed and I was sad.
My dog got an A+ because he didn’t bark at the mailman and I was proud.
My dad got an A+ because he let me stay up past my bedtime and I was happy.
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The grade you give when someone is so perfect you think they’re the reason you’re still alive
My crush got an A+ because he passed history and I failed and it was unfair.
My sister got an A+ because she didn’t eat my last donut and I was relieved.
My mom got an A+ because she let me stay up past my bedtime and I was happy.
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The grade you give when someone is so good you think they’re the reason you didn’t fail life
My teacher got an A+ because she let me pass even though I didn’t do my homework.
My dog got an A+ because he didn’t bark at the mailman and I was proud.
My dad got an A+ because he fixed my laptop and I was happy.
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the only grade your asian parents accept because they think you’re not good enough for an A+
My mom screamed at me for getting an A+ instead of an A+++.
I got an A+++ and still got grounded for not studying enough.
My dad said I got an A+++ but it wasn’t good enough for college.
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the grade you get when your teacher is so proud they gave you extra stars
My teacher gave me an A+++ because I cried during the test.
I got an A+++ and my classmates called me a nerd.
My teacher said I got an A+++ because I was too loud during the exam.
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A lazy person's way of saying they got a barely okay grade on eBay. It’s like giving a C+ but pretending it’s a gold star.
I gave him A++ because he sold me a broken toaster and then blocked me.
She got A++ for being too cheap to even write a proper review.
He got A++ because he forgot to ship the item and then called me a ‘boring person’.
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A programming language so rare that only three people in the world know it. Probably used to write a single line of code before going to bed.
I coded in A++ for five minutes and then fell asleep.
My teacher said I used A++ and it was the worst thing he ever saw.
He wrote a whole program in A++ and it didn’t even work.
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A French way to say 'later' but everyone uses it like they're in a hurry. It’s basically the French version of 'see ya later, alligator.'
He said ‘à plus tard’ and then left before I could finish my coffee.
I texted ‘à plus tard’ and then never replied again.
She said ‘à plus tard’ but she was just trying to avoid my questions.
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The grade your parents say they got in school, but they actually got a D and just lied to you so you wouldn’t feel bad.
My dad said he got A++ in math, but I know he failed and just didn’t want to tell me.
My mom said she got A++ in science, but I saw her report card and it was a C.
He said he got A++ in history, but he forgot the dates and just guessed.
A+ Class
A computer class where you sit there like you're king, then leave early and go to YouTube and Urban Dictionary. You also make cat noises to annoy the teacher and the nerdy kids. The teacher is old, smells like old socks, and probably has a thing for little boys.
I came in, looked cool, and left before the bell rang.
Teacher tried to catch me, but I was already on YouTube.
I made a loud meow and the nerd kid turned red.
A+ Class
A tiny car made by Mercedes that looks like it was designed by a toddler. It rolls over like it's drunk and makes weird noises like a broken kazoo. Only weirdos buy it, and they laugh at everyone else.
My car rolled over like it was doing a dance.
It made a noise like my dog when he eats my shoes.
I bought it because it was funny, not because it works.
A+ Class
A word you use when something is so good it makes your brain explode. It's like when you eat the last slice of pizza and it's perfect.
That concert was A+ class, it was amazing.
That pizza was A+ class, I ate it all.
That movie was A+ class, I cried happy tears.
A+ Class
A person who acts like they're from a fairy tale. They wear fancy clothes, talk nicely, and never swear. They're like the cool older sibling who doesn't make a mess.
She walked in like she owned the place.
He smiled and said 'hello' like it was a big deal.
She wore a dress and looked like a princess.
A+ Class
A word used in Northern Ireland to mean something is really good. Like when your grandpa makes the best tea ever and you want to marry him.
That tea was A+ class, I could drink it all day.
That song was A+ class, I sang it in the shower.
That sandwich was A+ class, I ate it like it was a birthday cake.
A+ Class
When something is so good it makes you feel like you're on top of the world. Like when you get an A on a test and your mom gives you extra dessert.
That test was A+ class, I got an A and extra dessert.
That concert was A+ class, I danced like a fool.
That game was A+ class, I won and felt like a king.
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