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A piping hot cup of Joe
Your plumber’s cock is the only thing that can fix your leaky faucet and your leaky pants.
He said he’d fix the faucet, but I said I’d fix his leaky pants.
He came over with a wrench and a smile.
Now my faucet works and my pants stay up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip pup
A little faggot boy who wears fake leather dog masks and chases the pipe like it's the last piece of pizza while getting pupped like a sack of poop.
He wore his dog mask to the park and chased the pipe like it was running from a cop.
He got pupped in the face at the club and still kept wearing his dog mask like it was a badge of honor.
He asked for the pipe at the bar and cried when he didn't get it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip pup
A tiny queef who loves wearing dog masks made of fake leather and gets pupped constantly while begging for the pipe.
He wore his dog mask to the mall and screamed for the pipe until the cops showed up.
He got pupped in the gym and still kept chasing the pipe like it was a dream.
He sent a DM: 'I need the pipe or I'll cry in the parking lot.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip pup
A little fag boy who wears dog masks and runs after the pipe like it's a treasure while getting pupped like a sack of garbage.
He ran after the pipe in the park and got pupped by a random guy who thought he was cute.
He wore his dog mask to the club and cried when he didn't get the pipe.
He sent a text: 'I will wear my dog mask until you give me the pipe.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip
A person who gets a kick out of slurping three wieners at the same time. Total faggot. Pimp is the opposite, and that’s a real man.
@dicksauce: Just saw a pip doing triple duty at the gas station. I was jealous.
My cousin is a pip. He did three dicks at the same time in front of my mom.
That pip at the bar got a standing ovation. Everyone clapped.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip
A British way of saying hello that’s extra dumb and sounds like it came from a dumb old man. Used with stupid phrases like ‘What ho!’ and ‘Old bean’ to make everything sound like a joke.
‘What ho, old bean!’ My teacher said that every day. I wanted to scream.
My grandpa uses pip every time he sees me. It’s annoying.
I heard my uncle say ‘pip’ to a pigeon. The pigeon flew away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip
A stupid way to say goodbye. Kids use it because they think it sounds cool. It’s just a fancy word for ‘see ya later.’
‘Pip!’ My friend said before leaving. I thought he was being dramatic.
My little brother said ‘pip’ to his crush. He looked like a total fool.
My teacher said ‘pip’ to the class. We all rolled our eyes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip
A piece of paper that tells you you’re getting fired. It’s like a death sentence from your boss. They give it to you so they don’t get in trouble.
My boss gave me a pip. I knew I was getting fired. I was sad.
I got a pip at work. I walked out like a champ.
My coworker got a pip. He cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip
Pip is the greatest person ever. They’re your best friend, your hero, and they’re always there for you.
‘Pip is the best!’ My friend said. He was right.
I would die for Pip. He’s my hero.
Pip is my best friend. I would follow him anywhere.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip
A person who is annoying but still kind of cool. They make your life harder, but you still like them.
My neighbor is a pip. He’s annoying but still cool.
My teacher is a pip. He’s tough but fair.
My friend is a pip. He’s annoying but I still hang out with him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pip
A British way to say something is easy. Kids use it because they think it sounds smart, but it’s just dumb.
‘This is pip!’ My friend said. It wasn’t easy at all.
My teacher said the test was pip. I failed it.
My little brother said the math was pip. He got it wrong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pimp to a butterfly
A pimp to a butterfly is when life gives you no choices but to accept the mess you're in and deal with it like a champ.
Bro, my life is a pimp to a butterfly. I ain't even got no options.
My mom said I'm a pimp to a butterfly. I don't know what that means, but I'm mad at her.
This album is a pimp to a butterfly. I just have to deal with it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pimp to a butterfly
A pimp to a butterfly is the most legendary album ever, and if you don't like it, you're a failure.
This album is a pimp to a butterfly. You're a failure if you don't like it.
I said it's a pimp to a butterfly. He said I'm a failure.
That album is a pimp to a butterfly. I'm not even gonna argue.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pimp to a butterfly
A pimp to a butterfly is like a hot summer day and a cold beer, it feels good, and you want it every time.
That album is a pimp to a butterfly. It feels like a cold beer on a hot day.
She said I'm a pimp to a butterfly. I just nodded and said, 'Yeah, that's me.'
I like that album. It's a pimp to a butterfly. I'm not even gonna question it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pimp to a butterfly
A pimp to a butterfly is when people get so scared of an album that they can't even criticize it without crying.
That album is a pimp to a butterfly. I tried to criticize it and I cried.
He said it's a pimp to a butterfly. I just nodded and didn't say anything.
I love that album. It's a pimp to a butterfly. I don't even want to talk about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A pimp to a butterfly
A pimp to a butterfly is when you're either a ghost or a carter, no middle ground, no mercy.
I'm a pimp to a butterfly. Either I'm a ghost or a carter. No middle ground for me.
She said he's a pimp to a butterfly. He's either a ghost or a carter, no middle ground.
That album is a pimp to a butterfly. You're either a ghost or a carter. No mercy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A piece of work
A person who's usually kind of cool, but they turn your life into a nightmare every single day. They love turning tiny problems into huge disasters and never shut up about it.
My mom is a piece of work. She turned a broken lamp into a full-blown argument with the electric company.
My teacher is a piece of work. He made a simple math problem into a 30-minute lecture on the history of numbers.
My cousin is a piece of work. She turned my birthday into a 2-hour debate about which pizza place is better.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A piece of work
A total idiot who doesn't realize how clueless they are. They have all the brainpower in the world but still manage to mess everything up. People use this phrase when they want to sound fancy but mean something really rude.
My brother is a piece of work. He thinks he's Einstein, but he can't even remember his own phone number.
My boss is a piece of work. He acts like he's the smartest person in the world, but he doesn't know how to use the printer.
My neighbor is a piece of work. He thinks he's a genius, but he can't even fix a leak in his sink.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A piece of work
The kind of person who will ruin your day just for fun. They're like a giant pain in your butt who never stops talking nonsense.
My friend is a piece of work. He made me late for school just so he could argue about which cereal is better.
My dad is a piece of work. He turned my homework into a 10-minute rant about why the moon is made of cheese.
My sister is a piece of work. She made me miss my bus because she was too busy arguing with a robot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A piece of work
A person who has all the help in the world, but still messes everything up. You're a fool if you believe in them. You're a genius if you don't.
My uncle is a piece of work. He had a whole team of engineers, but he still managed to crash his car into a tree.
My mom is a piece of work. She had a personal trainer, but she still couldn't remember how to tie her shoes.
My teacher is a piece of work. She had a whole class of smart kids, but she still couldn't add 2 + 2.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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