A pip
A British way of saying hello that’s extra dumb and sounds like it came from a dumb old man. Used with stupid phrases like ‘What ho!’ and ‘Old bean’ to make everything sound like a joke.
‘What ho, old bean!’ My teacher said that every day. I wanted to scream.
My grandpa uses pip every time he sees me. It’s annoying.
I heard my uncle say ‘pip’ to a pigeon. The pigeon flew away.