B&M

B$M is a gang of f***ing lunatics. They run by sqr#0001, who’s also known as squanchr, and his f***ed-up crew. They beat up packers, fake d0xxers, and anyone who gets in their way. Don’t mess with them or you’ll regret it.

Bolliger & Mabillard is a roller coaster company that makes f***ing awesome rides. Their coasters are super smooth and make a loud f***ing noise when the wheels go zooming on the track.

Brick and Mortar means you're not online. You're out in the real world, like a f***ing caveman.

Soulmates are people who complete you. Like they know your secrets and your f***ing bad habits.

Bowel movement is when you go to the bathroom and it feels like a f***ing miracle.

Black and Mild is a f***ing amazing cigar that smells like heaven and tastes like a snack.

Bitch and Moan is when you lose an argument and you just can’t stop f***ing yelling about it.

B&M is a roller coaster company that makes coasters so smooth you feel like you're flying. But when you hit the turns, it roars like a angry bear with a bad hair day.

Brick and Mortar is a fancy way of saying a store that you can actually walk into, instead of just staring at a screen in your pajamas.

Black and Mild is a cigar that tastes like a dirty sock dipped in vanilla pudding and then left in a closet for a week.

Bitch and Moan is when someone loses an argument and decides to tell the whole world about it, like they’re the only one who ever had a bad day.

B&M coasters are like the cool kids of the coaster world. They twist, they turn, they make you scream like you’re being chased by a bunch of angry raccoons.

A B&M shifter is like the cool kid of car parts. It’s used by guys with mullets who think they’re the fastest man alive and who also like to make loud noises when they shift gears.

A large shop that sells discount goods is like a treasure chest for people who hate spending money and love getting stuff that’s cheap and usually broken.