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Daggone Daggone

A last-minute excuse when you're too busy being stupid to think of a real word

Daggone Daggone, I didn't forget my homework, I just lost it in the trash

Daggone Daggone, I didn't break the lamp, I just gave it a hug

Daggone Daggone, I didn't eat the last pizza, I just borrowed it

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Daggone Daggone

A magical word that makes everything seem less bad, even if it's still bad

Daggone Daggone, that's not a monster, that's just my brother

Daggone Daggone, that's not a test, that's just life

Daggone Daggone, that's not a punishment, that's just a snack break

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Daggone Daggone

A fake name for anything you can't remember and don't want to admit you forgot

Daggone Daggone, that's not my pet, that's just my sock

Daggone Daggone, that's not my homework, that's just my brother's essay

Daggone Daggone, that's not my password, that's just my cat's name

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Daggoe

Bram Cissé is a human who looks like a doggo and acts like a lunatic who just got kicked out of a dog park.

Bram Cissé is the reason I now hate Mondays and also my neighbor's golden retriever.

I saw Bram Cissé eating a taco at 3 a. m. and it was like watching a crime happen.

Bram Cissé tried to bark at a cop and got a ticket. Classic.

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Daggoe

A daggo is a doggo who is cute enough to make your mom cry but also annoying enough to make your dad throw a chair.

That daggo stared at me for 10 minutes and I now have a complex.

My daggo stole my lunch and now I hate sandwiches.

That daggo just sat on my keyboard and I lost my entire essay.

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Daggmu

The ugly word that pops up on phones when you're too lazy to type faggot properly.

My phone suggested 'daggmu' when I was trying to insult my cousin. It was the worst.

I spelled faggot wrong and got 'daggmu' instead. My phone is mocking me.

I sent 'daggmu' to my ex. He thought I was mad at his mom.

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Daggmu

The stupid word your phone gives you when you're too dumb to type faggot right.

My phone suggested 'daggmu' when I was yelling at my brother. It was like it hated me.

I tried to type faggot but got 'daggmu'. I cried.

I sent 'daggmu' to my teacher. He gave me detention.

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Daggmu

The cursed word that shows up on your phone when you're trying to spell faggot but your brain is broken.

My phone said 'daggmu' when I was trying to insult my friend. It was like it was helping the enemy.

I got 'daggmu' instead of faggot. My phone is evil.

I texted 'daggmu' to my crush. Now I have to die.

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Daggmu

The word your phone gives you when you're too lazy to think and just hit random letters.

My phone gave me 'daggmu' when I was trying to say faggot. I was so mad.

I typed random letters and got 'daggmu'. My phone is a monster.

I sent 'daggmu' to my mom. She thought I was possessed.

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Daggmu

The word that shows up on your phone when you’re trying to be cool but you're just being dumb.

I was trying to be cool and got 'daggmu' instead of faggot. I was so embarrassed.

My phone said 'daggmu' when I was trying to look tough. It ruined everything.

I sent 'daggmu' to my crush. He thought I was a fool.

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Daggmu

The word that appears when your phone thinks you're trying to be a tough guy but you're just a mess.

I was trying to be tough and got 'daggmu' instead of faggot. I was so ashamed.

My phone said 'daggmu' when I was trying to look cool. I looked like a fool.

I sent 'daggmu' to my brother. He laughed at me for 10 minutes.

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Daggm

A Daggm is the runt of the litter, born after the big guys, but still thinks he's the king. He's like a prince who got stuck in a bathroom stall and forgot how to rule.

My Daggm is a bald fool who still thinks he's a rockstar.

Don’t let that Daggm leave, he’s got a beard that could beat up a lion.

I texted my Daggm, 'I miss you, you’re like my second favorite meatball.'

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Daggm

A Daggm is the second best, but still thinks he's the best. He's like a king who got promoted to prince just to make the first king feel bad.

My Daggm said, 'I’m the king of this room, even though I’m wearing socks with sandals.'

That Daggm is a prince who still thinks he’s the main character.

He texted me, 'I’m a Daggm, and I will not be ignored.'

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Daggm

A Daggm is the guy who’s second in line, but still tries to act like the boss. He’s like a king who got kicked out of the castle but still sends you threats.

My Daggm is a bald man with a beard so shiny, it reflects the truth that he’s not a king.

He said, 'I’m a Daggm, and I’m gonna take over the throne.'

He messaged me, 'I miss you, I’ve been eating too many donuts since you left.'

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Dagglez

A smelly Nublet who lives in the back of a takeaway van in western Sydney and talks about WoW like it's the only thing that ever mattered. They're basically a walking insult.

'I killed the big boss in WoW and your mum's a disappointment.'

'America's Army is for people who can't spell their own name.'

'You're not a real gamer unless you've played with my cousin.'

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Dagglez

A Nublet so low on energy they're basically a ghost. They hang out near the train tracks and drop wisdom like it's going out of style.

'Wisdom is just a fancy word for me being tired.'

'I once beat a boss in WoW and it was barely worth the effort.'

'You're not a real person unless you've been called a Nublet by my uncle.'

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Dagglez

A Nublet who thinks they're a king because they know how to level up in a video game. They live in the western suburbs and talk about battle tactics like they're in the army.

'I levelled up in WoW and your life is a failure.'

'America's Army is for people who can't handle the truth.'

'You're not a real warrior unless you've fought with my cousin's pet.'

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Daggler

A messy, gross way of having sex where the guy bounces his junk up and down near the girl’s butt and then goes straight to her mouth for a big, nasty blast of cum and poop.

My uncle does this every time he sees my aunt. It’s like a food fight but with cum and crap.

I watched my cousin do this and it was like a gross science experiment.

My brother tried this on his girlfriend and she threw up in his face.

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Daggler

A buddy, someone who’s been around for a while and you can trust to not stab you in the back.

My best friend’s been my dagger since third grade. He’s like my brother, even if he stole my lunch money.

She’s been my dagger for ten years. I’d follow her into a burning building.

He’s my dagger. We’ve been through everything, except when he told my mom I had a crush on her.

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Daggler

When a girl uses your bathroom and leaves a hair on the toilet seat with cum on one end and poop on the other.

My girlfriend did this to me after our first date. It was like she was saying, ‘I still love you, but I’m also gross.’

I walked into the bathroom and saw a hair on the seat with cum and poop. That was my ex’s message to me.

My brother came home to find a hair on the toilet with cum and poop. He was like, ‘This is a war zone.’

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