Daggler

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A messy, gross way of having sex where the guy bounces his junk up and down near the girl’s butt and then goes straight to her mouth for a big, nasty blast of cum and poop.
My uncle does this every time he sees my aunt. It’s like a food fight but with cum and crap.
I watched my cousin do this and it was like a gross science experiment.
My brother tried this on his girlfriend and she threw up in his face.
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A buddy, someone who’s been around for a while and you can trust to not stab you in the back.
My best friend’s been my dagger since third grade. He’s like my brother, even if he stole my lunch money.
She’s been my dagger for ten years. I’d follow her into a burning building.
He’s my dagger. We’ve been through everything, except when he told my mom I had a crush on her.
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When a girl uses your bathroom and leaves a hair on the toilet seat with cum on one end and poop on the other.
My girlfriend did this to me after our first date. It was like she was saying, ‘I still love you, but I’m also gross.’
I walked into the bathroom and saw a hair on the seat with cum and poop. That was my ex’s message to me.
My brother came home to find a hair on the toilet with cum and poop. He was like, ‘This is a war zone.’
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