Daggone Daggone

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A wild guess when you can't remember the name of something and you're too lazy to look it up

Daggone Daggone, that thing you dropped in the toilet was your sock

Daggone Daggone, that loud noise was your mom yelling at the neighbor

Daggone Daggone, that smell is your lunch from last week

A fancy way to say you're clueless and don't care

Daggone Daggone, that's not a sandwich, that's a crime

Daggone Daggone, that's not a friend, that's a problem

Daggone Daggone, that's not a plan, that's a disaster

A last-minute excuse when you're too busy being stupid to think of a real word

Daggone Daggone, I didn't forget my homework, I just lost it in the trash

Daggone Daggone, I didn't break the lamp, I just gave it a hug

Daggone Daggone, I didn't eat the last pizza, I just borrowed it

A magical word that makes everything seem less bad, even if it's still bad

Daggone Daggone, that's not a monster, that's just my brother

Daggone Daggone, that's not a test, that's just life

Daggone Daggone, that's not a punishment, that's just a snack break

A fake name for anything you can't remember and don't want to admit you forgot

Daggone Daggone, that's not my pet, that's just my sock

Daggone Daggone, that's not my homework, that's just my brother's essay

Daggone Daggone, that's not my password, that's just my cat's name