To completely wreck something: you were given a chance and you let everyone down: you think too much about something simple: you are just a total disaster.
I tried to cook dinner and it turned into a fire. #StanfieldFail
He was given the lead role and then he forgot his lines. Classic Stanfield.
I tried to fix my car and now it won’t start. #StanfieldIsMyMiddleName
She’s nuts, hilarious, caring, and a bit of a pain. She’ll make you laugh, but she’ll also give you a headache. She lies. She’s famous. She talks way too much. She has a best friend she fights with. She dates a lot. She’s bisexual and has a girlfriend. She breaks up a lot. She cries on social media. She’s super loyal. She has tons of followers. She’s tiny and short. People hate her. She’s been bullied for years. She’s a girl. She’s hyper. She thinks she’s ugly and fat. Everyone says she’s not. #StanfieldQueen
She talks so much I had to mute her. #StanfieldTalk
She cries on social media and I cry with her. #StanfieldFriend
She’s been bullied for seven years and she still fights. #StanfieldStrong
A guy has sex with a girl while standing up, shoving his junk in her butt, finger-fucking her, squeezing her tits, and making out like they were both drunk and high.
He stood up and had sex with her, putting his junk in her butt and finger-fucking like he was a pro.
He was standing up, finger-fucking her, squeezing her boobs, and making out like they were both on drugs.
He had sex with her standing up, putting his junk in her butt, finger-fucking, and making out like it was their first date.
A stand up bitch is a woman who doesn't back down when a man talks trash and takes it up the ass. She's your best friend but also your worst enemy when you mess up.
"You said I was a stand up bitch? I'm gonna beat you to death with your own face."
"He calls me a stand up bitch, but I'm the one who beats him up when he lies to me."
"She's a stand up bitch, and I'm the only one who knows she's got a gun in her purse."