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A Stanley
When you copy something and pretend it's yours by changing the author's name. That's called stanning something.
He took my essay and claimed it was his.
He changed the name on the paper and said it was his.
He copied my work and said it was his.
A Stanley
A guy who follows the rules and then breaks them. He's confusing, and no one knows how he does it.
He followed the rules and then broke them.
He was the best at following the rules and breaking them.
He broke the rules even though he followed them first.
A Stanley
A fat 12-year-old who looks like a boulder. Every time he jumps, it feels like an earthquake. His butt is always out, and he's an amazing goalie.
He's so fat he looks like a mountain.
He’s an amazing goalie and nobody gets through him.
His butt is always out and it hurts your eyes.
A Stanfield
To completely wreck something: you were given a chance and you let everyone down: you think too much about something simple: you are just a total disaster.
I tried to cook dinner and it turned into a fire. #StanfieldFail
He was given the lead role and then he forgot his lines. Classic Stanfield.
I tried to fix my car and now it won’t start. #StanfieldIsMyMiddleName
A Stanfield
A town so far out in the boonies it takes forever to get anywhere, but it has a bar and you can buy beer.
This town is so far out I had to take a nap on the way there. #StanfieldLife
The only thing I like about this town is the bar and the beer.
I live here and I still don’t know where I am. #Stanfield
A Stanfield
Boxers that look like your grandpa wore them: white, cotton, with a big flap in front and a waistband that probably belonged to your dad.
These boxers are so old my dog wears them for a nap.
I wear these boxers and I feel like my grandpa.
These boxers are so big they look like a tent. #StanfieldStyle
A Stanfield
A tiny town in the middle of nowhere that feels like Mayberry, but with a bar, a barber, and a gas station. It’s near Charlotte, so it’s not that bad.
This town is so small it has a bar, a barber, and a gas station. #StanfieldVibes
I live here and I still don’t know where I am. But there’s a bar.
This town is like Mayberry but with more alcohol. #StanfieldLife
A Stanfield
She’s nuts, hilarious, caring, and a bit of a pain. She’ll make you laugh, but she’ll also give you a headache. She lies. She’s famous. She talks way too much. She has a best friend she fights with. She dates a lot. She’s bisexual and has a girlfriend. She breaks up a lot. She cries on social media. She’s super loyal. She has tons of followers. She’s tiny and short. People hate her. She’s been bullied for years. She’s a girl. She’s hyper. She thinks she’s ugly and fat. Everyone says she’s not. #StanfieldQueen
She talks so much I had to mute her. #StanfieldTalk
She cries on social media and I cry with her. #StanfieldFriend
She’s been bullied for seven years and she still fights. #StanfieldStrong
A Standing Ovation
You finish a wild sex session and give yourself a standing clap because your penis is still hard and you're too proud to let it go soft.
After blowjob number five, I stood up and clapped for my still-hard cock like it just won the Super Bowl.
I gave myself a standing ovation after I finished eating my lover's face like it was a taco.
My penis was still hard after a three-hour session, so I stood up and clapped for it like it was the best actor at the Oscars.
A Standing Ovation
A crowd gets up and gives someone loud, long claps because they did something so awesome it made everyone go nuts.
The crowd stood up and clapped for the guy who just broke the world record for eating hot dogs.
The concert ended with a standing ovation because the singer just did a backflip and belted a high note.
After the kid nailed the final question on Jeopardy, the audience stood up and clapped like they just won a million dollars.
A Standing Ovation
You got such a good clap that your legs are too wobbly to sit down, and you’re stuck standing like a confused chicken.
I got 'the clap' so hard, I stood up and couldn’t sit down for two hours.
That clap was so good, I was wobbling like a drunk flamingo and couldn’t sit down.
The clap was so good, my legs were shaking like a nervous dog, and I couldn’t sit down.
A Standing Ovation
A big hard-on so big it could knock out a whole football team.
His boner was so huge, it looked like it could punch out a whole group of guys.
He had a boner so big, it looked like it could take down a bear.
That boner was so big, it looked like it could beat up a whole band of pirates.
A Standing Ovation
A man gets a huge boner the second he sees a hot girl walking by, like he just got a free pizza.
He saw a hot girl walking by and got a boner so big, it looked like it just won the lottery.
The second that hot girl walked in, his boner went up like a rocket.
He saw a hot girl and got a boner so big, it looked like it had just been fed a whole pizza.
A Standing Ovation
A guy has sex with a girl while standing up, shoving his junk in her butt, finger-fucking her, squeezing her tits, and making out like they were both drunk and high.
He stood up and had sex with her, putting his junk in her butt and finger-fucking like he was a pro.
He was standing up, finger-fucking her, squeezing her boobs, and making out like they were both on drugs.
He had sex with her standing up, putting his junk in her butt, finger-fucking, and making out like it was their first date.
A Standing Ovation
You take such a big shit that it comes out of the toilet like a rocket, sticking up above the water.
That shit was so big, it came out of the toilet like a rocket and stuck up above the water.
I took a shit so big, it looked like it was launching a spaceship from the toilet.
The shit was so huge, it came out of the toilet and stuck up like a flagpole.
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who doesn't back down when a man talks trash and takes it up the ass. She's your best friend but also your worst enemy when you mess up.
"You said I was a stand up bitch? I'm gonna beat you to death with your own face."
"He calls me a stand up bitch, but I'm the one who beats him up when he lies to me."
"She's a stand up bitch, and I'm the only one who knows she's got a gun in her purse."
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who won't let a man walk all over her. She'll cuss him out in public and then buy him a beer.
"He called me a stand up bitch in front of my whole class. I cussed him out and then gave him a lollipop."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she punched me in the face."
"He said I was a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't shut up."
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who will laugh in your face when you say something stupid and then kick your ass.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I laughed and then kicked him in the nuts."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was ugly, and she threw a chair at me."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who won't let a man talk bad about her. She'll punch him and then invite him to her house for pizza.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I punched him and then gave him pizza."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she hit me with a mop."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't stop talking trash."
A Stand up bitch
A stand up bitch is a woman who will cuss you out in the hallway and then buy you a drink.
"He said I was a stand up bitch. I cussed him out and then gave him a soda."
"She's a stand up bitch. I said she was a dumbass, and she hit me with a backpack."
"He called me a stand up bitch, and I told him I'd beat him up if he didn't shut up."
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