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Eagle Punch
An Eagle Punch is when someone hits you so hard in the butt or the snatch it feels like you were kicked by a giant eagle who just ate a truck. You fly so high you think you’re gonna puke and then crash like a sack of bricks.
My cousin got an Eagle Punch at the family reunion and fell into the punch bowl.
The guy behind me at the movie theater got an Eagle Punch and screamed like a baby.
My mom gave me an Eagle Punch after I spilled cereal on her favorite dress.
Eagle Punch
The Eagle Punch is like getting hit by a flying eagle who’s mad about your life choices. It sends you flying so high you can see your future and it’s not pretty.
At the gym, the guy next to me got an Eagle Punch from the trainer and fell over like a tree.
My friend got an Eagle Punch at the party and ran out crying.
I got an Eagle Punch from my dad after I told him I was leaving home.
Eagle Punch
An Eagle Punch is when someone hits you so hard in the butt or the snatch it feels like you were launched into space. You go up so high you think you’re going to float away and then you crash like a bag of rocks.
My brother got an Eagle Punch from my uncle and fell into the pool.
At school, my teacher gave me an Eagle Punch after I drew on the walls.
My dog got an Eagle Punch from my friend and ran away like a scared mouse.
Eagle Power
Eagle Power is a stupid nickname for guys who waste their lives playing Xbox. It started because some nerdy kids in school thought calling themselves 'Eagles' made them cool, even though they still said things like 'My name is Oliver Eagle and I love my baby brother Patrick.'
My name is Eagle and I beat you at Fortnite 10 times.
Eagle Power is just a fancy way of saying I don't have a life.
I'm Eagle Power and I'm not afraid to say it in the lunchroom.
Eagle Power
Eagle Power is a guy who thinks the F-15E Strike Eagle is the best thing ever, even though he can't tell the difference between a plane and a video game character. He’s powered by engines, but mostly by his own dumb pride.
I'm Eagle Power and I know more about planes than you do.
The F-15E is the best. You’re just jealous.
I don’t need a plane. I’m Eagle Power.
Eagle Point Housing
Eagle Point Housing is a place where your house feels like it was built by a drunk man with a hammer. The windows are so bad they let cold air in like it’s your ex’s fault.
My window is open when I sleep. I wake up with a stiff neck and a grudge.
The window was installed backwards. I live in a drafty prison.
I tried to close my window. It just laughed at me.
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The upstairs front room in Eagle Point is like being stuck in a sauna during a blizzard. It’s either ice age or fire escape.
It’s 20 degrees in here. I’m wearing a sweater and a hat. I look like a fool.
The AC broke. Now it’s like I live in a hot dog cooker.
The heat is on. It’s like I’m in a lava pit.
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The playground in Eagle Point is a war zone. Broken glass, litter, and teenagers who think they’re kings.
I tried to play on the swing. A piece of glass cut my foot. I cried like a baby.
A group of teenagers told me to leave. I left. I didn’t even get to swing.
I saw a kid crying because he got chased by a thug. It was like a horror movie.
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The teenagers in Eagle Point are like the Joker. They curse you, talk dirty, and if you ask them to move, they key your car or worse.
They cursed me. I left. They key my car. I cried. I’m a mess.
I asked them to move. They said, 'You’re a fool.' I went home and cried.
I saw a guy key a car. He said, 'You’re welcome.' I don’t get it.
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The playground is so dirty that you’d think the trash can had a party there. And it was a bad one.
I saw a kid eating a sandwich. He dropped it. It landed in the trash can. It was like a bad date.
The playground is so dirty I think it got a tattoo. It’s a tattoo of trash.
I walked on the playground. I got a foot infection. I think it was a conspiracy.
Eagle Point Housing
Eagle Point Housing is like being stuck in a bad neighborhood with no escape. The only thing you can do is hope the thug teenagers don’t key your car.
I asked the teenagers to move. They said, 'You’re a fool.' I went home and cried.
I live in a bad neighborhood. The only thing I can do is hope they don’t key my car.
I saw a kid crying because he got chased. It was like a horror movie.
Eagle Point
A tiny town in Oregon that’s so nice it might just slap you with a hug.
I moved to Oregon and now I’m being hugged by a town. It’s weird.
Eagle Point is like the cute kid in class who still manages to annoy you.
I thought I was escaping my problems. Turns out I just moved to a town that’s too nice for me.
Eagle Point
Eagle Point is where you kiss your sister and then you regret it because she’s your sister and she’s also your enemy.
I kissed my sister at Eagle Point and now I want to die.
Eagle Point is the only place where you can show affection and get yelled at for it.
Kissing my sister at Eagle Point was like signing a death warrant.
Eagle Point
Eagle Point Housing is like a slap in the face from a broke, angry neighbor who also hates you.
I live in Eagle Point Housing and my house is colder than my ex’s love life.
Eagle Point Housing is where the windows are broken and the air is mean.
Eagle Point Housing is the place where your front room is a torture chamber in the winter.
Eagle Place
Eagle Place is the worst neighborhood in the worst city. It’s like a third world country in Canada, full of junkies, murderers, and cops who don’t care.
My cousin got stabbed in Eagle Place for not tipping the guy who sold him crack.
I saw a guy eating a sandwich out of a dead body’s hand on Mohawk Lake.
My dog ran away and came back with a fentanyl habit and a tattoo of a dead rat.
Eagle Place
Eagle Place, or Southside, is a place where the only thing people care about is getting high, killing each other, and making the cops look bad.
My uncle got shot for stealing a pizza from a convenience store in Eagle Place.
My friend’s kid was born in a ditch near Slovak Village and got a fentanyl IV for his birthday.
The only reason I know where Eagle Place is is because my ex lived there and kept sending me pictures of dead raccoons.
Eagle Place
Eagle Place is like a smelly, trash-filled version of Camden, but worse, because it smells like old socks, farts, and regret.
I had to walk past a bunch of homeless guys who looked like they’d been dead for a week just to get to my friend’s house in Eagle Place.
My sister got kicked out of the house for starting a fight with a gang member over a bag of chips.
My dog got a face tattoo from a guy who looked like he’d been living in a dumpster for 20 years.
Eagle Place
Eagle Place is the most violent neighborhood in Canada. It’s full of gangsters, junkies, and cops who don’t want to deal with the mess.
My cousin got arrested for stealing a car and then tried to run away from the cops on a bike.
I had to eat a sandwich that was covered in dirt, fentanyl, and what looked like a dead mouse.
My friend’s dog got a tattoo of a skull and crossbones and now thinks he’s a gangster.
Eagle Perch
When a guy flings his junk over someone's shoulders like he owns the place
Bro just did an eagle perch on me during the Zoom meeting. I was stunned.
He did an eagle perch on my cousin at the party. She ran out crying.
My dad did an eagle perch on my uncle at the BBQ. It was legendary.
Eagle Perch
Having a tiny weenie that perches proudly on your nuts like a tiny angry bird
My guy has an eagle perch. It's like a pebble on a mountain.
He said his cock is so small it does an eagle perch. I called him a shrimp.
My friend's cock is so tiny, it does an eagle perch. I laughed so hard I cried.
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