Eagle Place

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Eagle Place is the worst neighborhood in the worst city. It’s like a third world country in Canada, full of junkies, murderers, and cops who don’t care.
My cousin got stabbed in Eagle Place for not tipping the guy who sold him crack.
I saw a guy eating a sandwich out of a dead body’s hand on Mohawk Lake.
My dog ran away and came back with a fentanyl habit and a tattoo of a dead rat.
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Eagle Place, or Southside, is a place where the only thing people care about is getting high, killing each other, and making the cops look bad.
My uncle got shot for stealing a pizza from a convenience store in Eagle Place.
My friend’s kid was born in a ditch near Slovak Village and got a fentanyl IV for his birthday.
The only reason I know where Eagle Place is is because my ex lived there and kept sending me pictures of dead raccoons.
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Eagle Place is like a smelly, trash-filled version of Camden, but worse, because it smells like old socks, farts, and regret.
I had to walk past a bunch of homeless guys who looked like they’d been dead for a week just to get to my friend’s house in Eagle Place.
My sister got kicked out of the house for starting a fight with a gang member over a bag of chips.
My dog got a face tattoo from a guy who looked like he’d been living in a dumpster for 20 years.
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Eagle Place is the most violent neighborhood in Canada. It’s full of gangsters, junkies, and cops who don’t want to deal with the mess.
My cousin got arrested for stealing a car and then tried to run away from the cops on a bike.
I had to eat a sandwich that was covered in dirt, fentanyl, and what looked like a dead mouse.
My friend’s dog got a tattoo of a skull and crossbones and now thinks he’s a gangster.
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