Eagle Power
Eagle Power is a guy who thinks the F-15E Strike Eagle is the best thing ever, even though he can't tell the difference between a plane and a video game character. He’s powered by engines, but mostly by his own dumb pride.
I'm Eagle Power and I know more about planes than you do.
The F-15E is the best. You’re just jealous.
I don’t need a plane. I’m Eagle Power.