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A Brooks
A Brooks is a girl who thinks she’s ugly but is actually super smart and kind. If you find one, hold on tight because she’ll always have your back.
Brooke thinks she's ugly, but she’s super smart and kind. Don’t let her go.
She thinks she’s ugly, but she’s smart and will always have your back.
Brooke’s smart and kind, and she’ll always have your back if you don’t let her go.
A Brooks
A Brooks is a girl who is super pretty but thinks she's ugly. She’s emotional and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive if you're her friend.
Brooke is super pretty, but she thinks she's ugly and will make you feel like the luckiest person ever if you're her friend.
She’s pretty, emotional, and if you're her friend, you’re the luckiest person alive.
Brooke is pretty, but she thinks she's ugly and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive if you're her friend.
A Brooks
A Brooks is a girl who makes everything she says sound like a masterpiece. She’s super hot, and you’ll be begging to be her friend.
Brooke makes everything she says sound like a masterpiece and is super hot.
She's hot and makes everything she says sound like a masterpiece. You’ll beg to be her friend.
Brooke is super hot and makes everything she says sound like a masterpiece.
A Brooks
A Brooks is a girl who is super awesome, everyone loves her, and guys fall for her like crazy. She’s the nicest person in the world.
Brooke is super awesome, everyone loves her, and guys fall for her like crazy.
She’s super awesome, everyone loves her, and guys fall for her like crazy.
Brooke is super awesome, everyone loves her, and guys fall for her like crazy.
A Brooks
A Brooks is a smart, kind, funny girl who thinks she's ugly. She’s a little sensitive, but she’s always about you and never about herself.
Brooke is smart, kind, and funny, but she thinks she's ugly and is always about you.
She’s smart, kind, funny, and always about you, not herself.
Brooke is smart, kind, funny, and she’s always about you and never about herself.
A Brown Ugly
When you let one rip right in someone's face and poop splatters all over them like a messy art project.
My cousin sharted in my face during lunch and I looked like a stained drawing.
At the mall, some guy pooped on my sister and called it a compliment.
My homie did a poop face on his crush and she ran out crying.
A Brown Ugly
A guy who’s the king of the school, has all the girls fawning over him, but his face looks like it got hit by a pizza and a punch.
My crush is the most popular guy, but he looks like a raccoon with a face full of glitter.
That boy is the most famous in the school, but he’s got a face like a broken toaster.
My friend is the most popular guy, but he’s got a face like a fried egg.
A Brown Log
A giant piece of poop that makes you feel like you’re about to die from the inside out
My uncle’s brown log was so big, it got its own zip code.
She dropped a brown log so big, the dog ran away screaming.
That brown log was so bad, it got a standing ovation from the toilet.
A Brown Log
A brown log is when you let your guts loose like a prison break and it's the worst thing ever
He hit the bathroom like a tsunami and left a brown log that could've been a monument.
That brown log was so bad, it made the air taste like regret.
She left a brown log so big, it had its own LinkedIn profile.
A Brown Log
A brown log is when your intestines get so mad, they start a riot and everyone loses
His brown log was so intense, it woke the neighbors up at 3 a. m.
That brown log was so bad, the cat got a job at the sewage plant.
She left a brown log so big, it could’ve been used as a door.
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is when you’re still trying to get your pants off after five minutes of grinding.
Brooklyn: 5 minutes. Me: 5 minutes of trying to catch my breath and still getting teased.
Brooklyn: 7 minutes. Me: 7 minutes of thinking I’m a legend.
Brooklyn: 5 minutes. Me: 5 minutes of thinking I’m going to die from the effort.
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is the most popular girl in school, but she’s also the most insecure and thinks everyone hates her.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m the coolest girl ever.’ Me: ‘You’re the coolest, but also the most delusional.’
Brooklyn: ‘Everyone thinks I’m amazing.’ Me: ‘No one else does.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m the most popular girl in school.’ Me: ‘Yes, but you also think everyone hates you.’
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a friend who will kiss your ass if you treat her right, but if you betray her, she’ll beat you up and tell your mom.
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘Until you betray me.’
Brooklyn: ‘You’re my best friend.’ Me: ‘Then don’t betray me.’
Brooklyn: ‘You’re my favorite person.’ Me: ‘Then don’t break my heart.’
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a hot girl who’s nice to everyone, but all the guys are trying to get into her pants.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a nice girl.’ Me: ‘You’re the nicest, but also the hottest.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a friend.’ Me: ‘You’re the nicest friend, but all the guys want you.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a regular girl.’ Me: ‘You’re regular, but also the most popular.’
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a girl so beautiful and perfect that she makes everyone else look like a mess.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just average.’ Me: ‘You’re not average. You’re perfect.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m not that good.’ Me: ‘You’re the best.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a normal girl.’ Me: ‘You’re not normal. You’re perfect.’
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a girl who will fight for you, but she also fights everyone else because she’s that good.
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll always be there for you.’ Me: ‘You’ll also fight everyone else.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘You’ll also fight me if I betray you.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m your friend.’ Me: ‘You’re also the best fighter in school.’
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is the most popular girl in school, and everyone knows it.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a normal girl.’ Me: ‘You’re the most popular girl in school.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a friend.’ Me: ‘You’re the most popular friend in school.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just average.’ Me: ‘You’re not average. You’re the best.’
A Broken
A Broken is a sad sack of a person who lives in a bubble and believes all the dumb stuff that politicians and conspiracy theorists say. They tweet it like it’s the last meal on earth and make their family and friends want to throw them out the window.
RT @fakepresident: The moon landing was faked by communists and aliens!
My cousin thinks the government is controlling the WiFi. I’ve been stuck with him since 2016.
My uncle retweets every conspiracy theory like it’s a holiday.
A Broken
Broken is when something is so overpowered that it makes the game feel like a joke. It’s like having a nuclear bomb in a game where you just fight with sticks.
That sword gives me +100 damage. I don’t even need to swing it.
This game is broken because I can kill 10 enemies in one hit.
I used a broken spell and my opponent died before he could blink.
A Broken
Broken mug? That’s a scam. You paid for a mug that’s broken, and now you’re stuck with a useless piece of junk.
I bought a broken mug. It’s just a pile of shards and regret.
The ad said it was a ‘broken mug’ but it’s more like a broken heart.
I tried to drink from it. Now I have a mouthful of shards and rage.
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