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Dadan

A person who acts like they’re the king of the world and you’re just a peasant

My dadan cousin walked into the restaurant and told the waiter he was the boss.

That dadan sat next to me on the bus and started giving me life advice.

My dadan showed up at my birthday party and said he was the main attraction.

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Dadan

A person who shows up and makes everything weird for no reason

I was doing my homework when my dadan showed up and started dancing.

That dadan walked into my classroom and said he was the substitute teacher.

At the mall, my dadan came out of nowhere and started arguing with the escalator.

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Dadamo

When you throw your fist in the air like a crazy person because you just remembered or saw something gross and amazing.

I saw a gtime and dadamo'd so hard my neighbor called the cops.

My dadamo was so loud the dog ran out of the house.

I dadamo'd in my mom's kitchen and spilled soup everywhere.

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Dadamo

A sneaky, backstabbing person who will lie, steal, or cheat just to get their way.

My friend is a dadamo, he took my lunch money and said I owed him.

She cheated on her math test and called me a dummy.

He stole my bike and then told me I was a thief.

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Dadamo

When a dadamo does something annoying in the most obvious way possible.

He dadamo'd by yelling in the library like a rock star.

She dadamo'd by eating a whole pizza in front of me.

He dadamo'd by drawing on the walls with crayons at 3 a. m.

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Dadalitarianism

A crazy rule where everything is weird and holy, like Dalí painted the Bible with glitter and poop.

My mom started a church where the altar is a giant pizza.

The pastor wore a chicken suit and preached in rhymes.

The hymns are just people screaming into a megaphone.

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Dadalitarianism

A messed-up way of life where holy stuff is just random nonsense, like God threw a tantrum and drew a mustache on Jesus.

My teacher made us write essays about why the sky is a conspiracy.

The school chapel is just a gym with a fake cross.

The principal wears a cape and yells at the ceiling.

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Dadalitarianism

A wild belief system where holy art is just a bunch of ugly stuff, like God took a nap and painted with socks.

My art class painted the Mona Lisa with ketchup and glitter.

The school play was just a kid screaming about bananas.

The principal’s portrait is just a sock on a face.

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Dadalitarianism

A crazy religion where everything is holy and random, like Jesus came back just to eat tacos and yell at clouds.

My brother started a church where they worship tacos.

The pastor eats a taco every Sunday and talks to clouds.

The hymns are just people singing about pizza.

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Dadalitarianism

A stupid ideology where holy stuff is just nonsense, like God took a break and drew a beard on the moon.

My teacher made us write about the beard on the moon.

The school chapel is just a room with a giant beard.

The principal wears a beard and yells at the sun.

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Dadalitarianism

A weird belief where holy art is just a mess, like God dropped a bucket of paint and ran away.

My art class painted the Bible with glitter and mud.

The school play was just people screaming about paint.

The principal’s portrait is just a mess of paint.

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Dadalie

Dadalie is the guy who shows up when you're too wasted to remember your own name and says you're gonna live to see another day

I was drunk and cried on the floor, Dadalie said I'd live to see another day. I didn't believe him. I was wrong.

Dadalie showed up at my house with a pizza and a bottle of whiskey. He said I was too drunk to die.

I tried to fight Dadalie. He gave me a slap and said I was too drunk to be cool.

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Dadalie

Dadalie is the only person who will still talk to you when you're so wasted you think your dog is your ex

I told Dadalie my dog was my ex. He said I was high and asked if I wanted more snacks.

Dadalie said my dog was not my ex. He said I was just drunk.

I told Dadalie my dog was my ex. He said I was high and gave me more snacks.

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Dadalie

Dadalie is the one person who still loves you when you're so wasted you think the moon is a giant cheeseburger

I told Dadalie the moon was a giant cheeseburger. He said I was wasted and gave me more beer.

Dadalie laughed when I said the moon was a giant cheeseburger. He said I was wasted and needed more snacks.

Dadalie told me I was wasted and the moon was not a cheeseburger. He said I needed to stop being an idiot.

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Dadalie

Dadalie is the guy who shows up when you're too wasted to know your own face and says you're gonna be fine

I was so wasted I didn't know my own face. Dadalie said I was gonna be fine and gave me a soda.

Dadalie showed up when I didn't know my own face. He said I was gonna be fine and gave me a soda.

I told Dadalie I didn't know my own face. He said I was gonna be fine and gave me more soda.

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Dadalie

Dadalie is the friend who still talks to you when you're so wasted you think your mom is a raccoon

I told Dadalie my mom was a raccoon. He said I was wasted and asked if I wanted more snacks.

Dadalie said my mom was not a raccoon. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

I told Dadalie my mom was a raccoon. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

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Dadalie

Dadalie is the only person who still loves you when you're so wasted you think your dad is a chicken

I told Dadalie my dad was a chicken. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

Dadalie said my dad was not a chicken. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

I told Dadalie my dad was a chicken. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

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Dadalicious

A dad who still has game, even though his kids think he's a washed-up mess.

My dad still hits on my mom at the grocery store. He's like a cheeseburger in a suit.

My dad tried to ask my crush out. She said he looked like a confused potato.

My dad still knows how to dance. He once did a conga line in the middle of a math test.

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Dadalicious

A dad who proves his kids wrong by being cool, even if they think he's a total dud.

My dad still plays video games with me. He beats me every time. He’s like a video game cheat code.

My dad wears a backwards hat and still thinks he’s in the 80s. He’s a time-warping dad.

My dad still has a crush on my mom. He says it out loud. It’s embarrassing.

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Dadalicious

A dad who's still got it, even though his kids think he's a total loser.

My dad still knows how to party. He once threw a pizza party in the middle of the school year.

My dad still raps. He did a freestyle in the car and it was like a rap battle with the radio.

My dad still has a crush on my mom. He says it in front of my friends. It’s a total embarrassment.

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