E&X
What porn stars do for money and what normal people do for fun or free snacks
My mom said she does E&X for free snacks
My brother says he does E&X for extra pizza
My friend does E&X for a new phone
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E&X
So good it makes your mouth water and your brain go crazy with joy
My dad said E&X is the best thing since pizza
My sister said E&X is better than her favorite candy
My friend said E&X is the reason he eats 10 pizzas a day
E&X
The thing every dude has on his computer, soft but hard, juicy but dry, and loud when it goes off
My brother said his computer is full of E&X
My cousin said his phone is full of E&X
My friend said his laptop is full of E&X
E&X
A huge energy boost that makes you feel like a superhero
My mom said E&X gives her energy to clean the house
My brother said E&X gives him energy to beat up his brother
My friend said E&X gives him energy to beat up the teacher
E&J
A cheap brand of Brandy that tastes like old socks and works best when drowned in Pepsi.
I drank E&J like it was liquid courage. It was just liquid stupidity.
My dad drinks E&J and Pepsi like it's a religion.
E&J is the reason I failed my math test. I was too busy making a drink.
E&J
A vaporizer that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your lungs feel like they're made of sand.
My E&J hits harder than my mom’s yelling.
I smoke E&J so much my friends think I'm a ghost.
I tried E&J and now I can't breathe. I think I'm dying.
E&J
A human who laughs so hard she cries and dyes her hair so bright it looks like a neon sign screaming at you.
E-J laughed so hard she cried. I think she broke her nose.
E-J dyed her hair pink and now it looks like a flamingo exploded in her head.
E-J is the only person who can make me laugh until I throw up.
E&J
A stupid joke that I made just because I was bored and had nothing better to do.
This was just a joke. I'm not even serious.
I made this for no reason. I’m just weird like that.
This was the result of my brain being empty.
E&J
A loud, stupid laugh that sounds like a goat being hit by a truck.
Hahahahaha! I laughed so hard I think I broke my ribs.
Look at me now! I’m the king of stupid laughs.
I heard that laugh and I knew I was doomed.
E&H
E&H is a nasty-ass chemical that used to be in aerosol cans and that stupid Scotch Guard stuff. It got its name from the ‘eah’ sound in ‘Trichloroethane,’ and back in the 90s, West Coast gas huffers went bonkers for it.
E&H was the original head rush. No more fancy vapors for me.
I used to inhale E&H like it was my last meal.
E&H was my first love, and it left me high and mighty.
E&H
Weidehuang is like the worst version of weidehuang. It’s the kind of thing that makes you question your life choices and your entire family tree.
Weidehuang? That’s not a name. That’s a curse.
Weidehuang is just me being extra on a Tuesday.
Weidehuang is the only thing I have left of my dignity.
E&H
Forehead is when you go full retard over someone’s hoodie. It’s like you’re screaming ‘I love this hoodie’ so loud, the whole block hears you.
Forehead! This hoodie is the reason I woke up today.
Forehead! I would marry this hoodie if it asked me.
Forehead! This is the best hoodie I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
E&H
E&H is like H-e double hockey sticks but for people who don’t want to hear the F-word. It’s the PG version of hell, and it’s still kinda gross.
E&H is like getting yelled at by a teacher who also has a dog.
E&H is the reason I skipped school that day.
E&H is the worst thing to ever happen to my brain.
E&H
HEB is the best damn grocery store in the entire country, and if you ain’t from Texas, you don’t even know what you’re missing. They sell the best tortillas, and the employees are treated like royalty.
HEB is the reason I still live in Texas.
I came to HEB for bread and left with a new life.
HEB is where I get my tortillas and my sanity.
E&H
HEB is the dopest place ever, and if you ain’t from Texas, you’re jealous. It’s the only place that can make me happy on a Monday.
HEB is the only place I go when I’m sad.
HEB is the reason I still live in Texas.
I came for groceries and left with a new mood.
E&H
Bang PD is my sugar daddy and my opar, and Gordon Ramsay is my side hoe. They keep me rich, happy, and ready for any challenge.
Bang PD gives me money, and Gordon Ramsay gives me drama.
I live for Bang PD and side-hoe Ramsay.
Bang PD is my bag, and Gordon Ramsay is my extra spice.
E&E
A military term for running like a coward and hiding like a rat.
He did E&E and left me to die in the desert.
The soldier did E&E and ran away from the explosion.
She did E&E and hid under a bus.
E&E
The annoying noise an ambulance makes when it's trying to leave your block.
That ambulance did E&E and made my ears bleed.
The E&E sound was louder than my mom yelling.
I heard E&E and knew my dad was in trouble.
E&E
A stupid lyric from a Blackpink song that nobody understands.
That lyric in 'Crazy Over You' is the worst E&E.
Blackpink said E&E and I fell asleep.
I tried to sing E&E and it ruined my life.
E&E
A dumb rap name used by f***ing nobody in 2018.
FEFE was the dumbest E&E of the year.
ZEZE was just a f***ing name.
E&E was the worst rap name ever.