Dadalicious

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A dad who still has game, even though his kids think he's a washed-up mess.
My dad still hits on my mom at the grocery store. He's like a cheeseburger in a suit.
My dad tried to ask my crush out. She said he looked like a confused potato.
My dad still knows how to dance. He once did a conga line in the middle of a math test.
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A dad who proves his kids wrong by being cool, even if they think he's a total dud.
My dad still plays video games with me. He beats me every time. He’s like a video game cheat code.
My dad wears a backwards hat and still thinks he’s in the 80s. He’s a time-warping dad.
My dad still has a crush on my mom. He says it out loud. It’s embarrassing.
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A dad who's still got it, even though his kids think he's a total loser.
My dad still knows how to party. He once threw a pizza party in the middle of the school year.
My dad still raps. He did a freestyle in the car and it was like a rap battle with the radio.
My dad still has a crush on my mom. He says it in front of my friends. It’s a total embarrassment.
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A dad who's still on fire, even if his kids say he's a total has-been.
My dad still dances. He did the Macarena in the middle of a family dinner. It was wild.
My dad still has a crush on my mom. He serenades her with the worst karaoke ever.
My dad still plays video games. He beats me every time, and he’s like, ‘I’m still got it.’
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A dad who still kills it, even if his kids think he’s a total dud.
My dad still raps. He did a rap battle with my uncle. It was like a total mess.
My dad still dances. He did the cha-cha in the middle of a math test. It was wild.
My dad still has a crush on my mom. He says it in front of my friends. It’s the worst.
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