Dadalie

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Dadalie is the guy who shows up when you're too wasted to remember your own name and says you're gonna live to see another day

I was drunk and cried on the floor, Dadalie said I'd live to see another day. I didn't believe him. I was wrong.

Dadalie showed up at my house with a pizza and a bottle of whiskey. He said I was too drunk to die.

I tried to fight Dadalie. He gave me a slap and said I was too drunk to be cool.

Dadalie is the only person who will still talk to you when you're so wasted you think your dog is your ex

I told Dadalie my dog was my ex. He said I was high and asked if I wanted more snacks.

Dadalie said my dog was not my ex. He said I was just drunk.

I told Dadalie my dog was my ex. He said I was high and gave me more snacks.

Dadalie is the one person who still loves you when you're so wasted you think the moon is a giant cheeseburger

I told Dadalie the moon was a giant cheeseburger. He said I was wasted and gave me more beer.

Dadalie laughed when I said the moon was a giant cheeseburger. He said I was wasted and needed more snacks.

Dadalie told me I was wasted and the moon was not a cheeseburger. He said I needed to stop being an idiot.

Dadalie is the guy who shows up when you're too wasted to know your own face and says you're gonna be fine

I was so wasted I didn't know my own face. Dadalie said I was gonna be fine and gave me a soda.

Dadalie showed up when I didn't know my own face. He said I was gonna be fine and gave me a soda.

I told Dadalie I didn't know my own face. He said I was gonna be fine and gave me more soda.

Dadalie is the friend who still talks to you when you're so wasted you think your mom is a raccoon

I told Dadalie my mom was a raccoon. He said I was wasted and asked if I wanted more snacks.

Dadalie said my mom was not a raccoon. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

I told Dadalie my mom was a raccoon. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

Dadalie is the only person who still loves you when you're so wasted you think your dad is a chicken

I told Dadalie my dad was a chicken. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

Dadalie said my dad was not a chicken. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.

I told Dadalie my dad was a chicken. He said I was wasted and gave me more snacks.