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paikhomba
the guy who looks like a total badass but is actually the nicest guy ever. he watches every kdrama you recommend, gives you compliments that are so cheesy they’re good, and says random stuff just to keep talking.
he said 'you're literally perfect' after i told him about my day
he waved at me in class like we were best friends
he texted me saying 'i think i might be in love with you' because he had no life
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikhomba
the guy who looks like he could take you on, but is actually the sweetest guy ever. he watches all your kdramas, gives you compliments that are so bad they’re amazing, and says random stuff just to keep talking.
he said 'you're my favorite person ever' after i told him about my day
he waved at me from across the hallway like we were best friends
he texted me saying 'i think i might be in love with you' because he had nothing better to do
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikei (pay-k)
when two little boy cousins (under 15) go at it like animals, doing butt stuff and giving each other head. only happens in the summer because they’re too hot to think straight.
my cousin just paikei'd my brother in the backyard while our mom was shopping
they paikei'd on the school bus during lunch break
paikei at the pool? that's how we got kicked out
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikei (pay-k)
two young boy cousins (under 15) having a wild time with their bodies. only in june, july, and august because they’re too dumb to do it any other time.
paikei at the mall? yeah, we got caught
my cousin did paikei on my brother’s birthday
they paikei’d during a thunderstorm and got shocked
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikei (pay-k)
when two little boy cousins (under 15) do butt stuff and blowjobs. only happens in the summer because they’re too lazy to wait for winter.
paikei happened at the park, and nobody saw it
my brother did paikei with my cousin while I was asleep
they paikei’d during a soccer game and got red cards
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikea
Paikea is a hot white boy goddess who kicks your ass at chess. She’s got a movie about her, you got nothing but sad DMs.
You asked her for help with math and she said 'I beat the Matrix in 20 moves.'
She texted you: 'If you can’t beat me at chess, don’t even try.'
You tried to impress her by quoting a movie, she just laughed and said 'You’re lucky I didn’t make a movie about you.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikea
A hot whale rider who went to St Pats. He was the best at everything, and he still thinks he’s the best.
He told you 'I dated three girls in one week.' You said 'You didn’t even date me.'
He bragged about his GPA until someone asked him what it stood for.
He tried to ride a whale during class and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikea
A total loser who’s too shy to admit he likes girls. He also touches their hair and it drives them insane.
He stared at you for 10 minutes, then said 'I like your hair.' You just walked away.
He touched your hair during a test and got a zero.
He tried to ask you out by saying 'Your hair is nice.' You called him a loser in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikea
A total retard who smells like cheese and sits outside watching the rain all day. He probably likes whales too.
He asked you 'Why is the sky blue?' You said 'Because you’re a retard.'
He sat next to you on the bus and smelled like old cheese.
He tried to explain why whales are cool, but he didn’t even know what they were.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikea
A loyal friend who loves dancing and partying. But she’s also a total psycho when you least expect it.
She showed up to your birthday party in a tutu and started doing cartwheels.
You asked her for help with homework, she just screamed at you and left.
She texted you 'I will dance until you die.' You said 'No way.' She danced anyway.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikana
paikana is telugu for total poop disaster, like when your dukes are so huge and stinky they could make a dog cry
My uncle’s paikana was so bad, the whole neighborhood got evacuated.
She walked into class with paikana that smelled like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
That guy’s paikana was so big, it looked like he had a mudslide inside him.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paikana
paikana is telugu for giant lumps of colorful stinky ass poop, the kind that hits you like a ton of bricks and smells like hell
His paikana was so bright, it looked like he had eaten rainbow glitter and regret.
She dropped her paikana in the hallway and the janitor quit on the spot.
That kid’s paikana was so colorful, it was like a festival of farts.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paik
A guy who thinks he's the next big thing but can't even finish a sentence without tripping over his own pride.
He bragged about being a rockstar, then fell off a chair during lunch.
Told me he could beat anyone in chess, then lost to a kid who only plays on weekends.
Claims he's the best at everything, but can't even fold a pizza box properly.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paik
A guy who looks like he walked out of a fairy tale and also somehow got stuck in a math class.
He cried when his imaginary numbers didn't add up.
Wore polos so tight they looked like they were trying to escape.
Told a joke about polos that made the entire school laugh until someone threw a chair.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paik
A person who laughs at everything and then says something so random it makes your brain short-circuit.
He started talking about tacos during a math test and got a D+
Turned a normal day into an adventure involving a sock and a pencil.
Said he was a superhero, but only when the cafeteria lady gave him extra fries.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paik
Someone who lets others hit their arm like it's a job and they get paid in snacks.
He let three people hit his arm just to get free pizza.
Was so used to arm-hitting he started doing it to himself during lunch.
Wore a cast on his arm after 20 arm hits from the lunch table.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paik
A guy who makes messes so big you think he spilled a whole lake onto your shirt.
His coffee stain looked like it was from a war zone.
Dropped his burger and now it's a permanent part of his shirt.
He accidentally stained the ceiling during a math test.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paik
A person who survives on 2 hours of sleep and one mystery sandwich.
He showed up to school looking like a raccoon that had been hit by a bus.
Didn't eat lunch because he was too busy dreaming about pizza.
Slept through the entire math test and still got an A+
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paik
A guy who loves everyone so much it's like he’s been hugged by 100 people at once.
He cried when his dog got a haircut.
Told the math teacher he was his favorite student, even though he failed.
Hugged the lunch lady so hard she dropped all the pizza.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paik
The only person who could be my best friend and still somehow make me laugh every single day.
He told me he was going to be a famous singer, then sang in the shower for 2 hours.
We got suspended together because we drew on the math teacher’s face.
He cried when I didn’t text him back during lunch.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
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