paikea

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Paikea is a hot white boy goddess who kicks your ass at chess. She’s got a movie about her, you got nothing but sad DMs.

You asked her for help with math and she said 'I beat the Matrix in 20 moves.'

She texted you: 'If you can’t beat me at chess, don’t even try.'

You tried to impress her by quoting a movie, she just laughed and said 'You’re lucky I didn’t make a movie about you.'

A hot whale rider who went to St Pats. He was the best at everything, and he still thinks he’s the best.

He told you 'I dated three girls in one week.' You said 'You didn’t even date me.'

He bragged about his GPA until someone asked him what it stood for.

He tried to ride a whale during class and got sent to the office.

A total loser who’s too shy to admit he likes girls. He also touches their hair and it drives them insane.

He stared at you for 10 minutes, then said 'I like your hair.' You just walked away.

He touched your hair during a test and got a zero.

He tried to ask you out by saying 'Your hair is nice.' You called him a loser in front of everyone.

A total retard who smells like cheese and sits outside watching the rain all day. He probably likes whales too.

He asked you 'Why is the sky blue?' You said 'Because you’re a retard.'

He sat next to you on the bus and smelled like old cheese.

He tried to explain why whales are cool, but he didn’t even know what they were.

A loyal friend who loves dancing and partying. But she’s also a total psycho when you least expect it.

She showed up to your birthday party in a tutu and started doing cartwheels.

You asked her for help with homework, she just screamed at you and left.

She texted you 'I will dance until you die.' You said 'No way.' She danced anyway.