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#delusional#overrated#prideful

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A guy who thinks he's the next big thing but can't even finish a sentence without tripping over his own pride.
He bragged about being a rockstar, then fell off a chair during lunch.
Told me he could beat anyone in chess, then lost to a kid who only plays on weekends.
Claims he's the best at everything, but can't even fold a pizza box properly.
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A guy who looks like he walked out of a fairy tale and also somehow got stuck in a math class.
He cried when his imaginary numbers didn't add up.
Wore polos so tight they looked like they were trying to escape.
Told a joke about polos that made the entire school laugh until someone threw a chair.
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A person who laughs at everything and then says something so random it makes your brain short-circuit.
He started talking about tacos during a math test and got a D+
Turned a normal day into an adventure involving a sock and a pencil.
Said he was a superhero, but only when the cafeteria lady gave him extra fries.
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Someone who lets others hit their arm like it's a job and they get paid in snacks.
He let three people hit his arm just to get free pizza.
Was so used to arm-hitting he started doing it to himself during lunch.
Wore a cast on his arm after 20 arm hits from the lunch table.
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A guy who makes messes so big you think he spilled a whole lake onto your shirt.
His coffee stain looked like it was from a war zone.
Dropped his burger and now it's a permanent part of his shirt.
He accidentally stained the ceiling during a math test.
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A person who survives on 2 hours of sleep and one mystery sandwich.
He showed up to school looking like a raccoon that had been hit by a bus.
Didn't eat lunch because he was too busy dreaming about pizza.
Slept through the entire math test and still got an A+
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A guy who loves everyone so much it's like he’s been hugged by 100 people at once.
He cried when his dog got a haircut.
Told the math teacher he was his favorite student, even though he failed.
Hugged the lunch lady so hard she dropped all the pizza.
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The only person who could be my best friend and still somehow make me laugh every single day.
He told me he was going to be a famous singer, then sang in the shower for 2 hours.
We got suspended together because we drew on the math teacher’s face.
He cried when I didn’t text him back during lunch.
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When something falls, it's not just a drop, it's like the universe decided to throw a party.
My pencil fell and I had to catch it before it hit the floor.
I dropped my math test and it landed in the trash can.
The class got distracted when someone’s eraser hit the ceiling.
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