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paine train
A stick with a spike through it that demomen love to swing at people
"I got hit by a pain train and my face felt like a melon." - @DemomanDude
"He swung that stick like he was trying to kill me." - @TrainFanatic78
"That 2x4 looked like it wanted revenge." - @StickMaster91
paine train
What’s about to make your life a living hell
"You just walked into the middle of a pain train’s mood." - @MoodSwingMan
"That guy looked like he was gonna end me." - @TrainRider89
"I knew I was in for a beating when I saw his face." - @BeatingBuddy
paine train
When you wipe the floor with someone and make them look like an idiot
"He pwned me so hard, I got a headache from it." - @PwnMaster56
"I was on fire until he came in and cooled me down." - @FireBuddy201
"That guy looked like he was having fun while I was getting wrecked." - @WreckedMan
paine train
A man so strong, he can calm a riot with his voice and punch you into next week
"He showed up and the whole room went quiet." - @RiotControl201
"That guy could make a crowd of bullies shut up with just a look." - @BullyMan78
"I was ready to fight, but he made me feel like I was going against a god." - @GodFighter
paine train
When a bunch of guys line up and take turns giving a girl the business
"That girl looked like she got hit by a train with no brakes." - @TrainBusiness45
"They took turns and I was scared for her life." - @GuyLineUp203
"He gave her the business so hard, she started crying." - @CryingGirl1
paine train
A drink that tastes like regret and comes with a side of obnoxiousness
"That drink looked like it was trying to kill me." - @DrinkMaster95
"I drank it so fast, my head started spinning." - @SpinningMan204
"That rootbeer schnapps hit me harder than my ex's insults." - @RootBeerDude
paine special
When a guy starts tongue wrestling a girl who can't move because she just threw up, then keeps kissing her even after she puked all over the floor and hasn’t brushed her teeth yet.
He started tongue wrestling her right after she vomited on his shoes.
She was too weak to push him away, so he kept making out with her like nothing happened.
After she threw up, he didn't stop kissing her until she had to brush her teeth in the bathroom.
paine special
A guy licks a girl’s tongue while she's still sick and then keeps kissing her even after she spit out all her breakfast.
He wouldn't stop licking her tongue even when she was throwing up cereal.
She tried to push him away, but he just kept making out with her like she wasn’t covered in puke.
After she vomited on his shirt, he still didn’t let go of her lips.
paine special
When a guy starts tongue wrestling a girl right after she threw up and won't stop even when she hasn’t cleaned her mouth yet.
He started making out with her before she could even brush her teeth.
She vomited all over the floor, but he just kept licking her tongue like it was normal.
Even though she had puke on her face, he still wouldn't stop kissing her.
paindu
The guy who stays in the village like it's his only friend. Pind is just a fancy word for a bunch of hicks living together.
My cousin is a paindu. He doesn't even know what a city is.
She moved to the village and now she’s a paindu. Her life is over.
That paindu still thinks the internet is a myth.
paindu
A paindu is someone who lives in a village like it's the only place worth breathing. Pind? That's just a word for a bunch of losers.
My neighbor is a paindu. He complains about everything, even the cows.
She’s a paindu and still thinks the city is full of monsters.
That paindu tried to start a farm and failed.
paindu
A paindu is someone who lives in a village like it's their last chance. Pind is just the name for a group of people who don’t know how to live properly.
He’s a paindu and still thinks dirt is clean.
My mom is a paindu. She can't even use a phone right.
That paindu tried to build a house and it fell apart.
paindoo
A smelly, dirty person who thinks they're fancy just because they were born in some backwards Indian or Pakistani town.
Hey paindoo, your aunt still eats mud for breakfast
I saw your cousin at the mall and he was wearing a shirt that said 'I love cows', really?
You’re not even from here, you’re just trying to sound cool.
paindoo
Some random person who came out of a goat’s butt and thinks they're special because they live in some Indian or Pakistani backwater.
Paindoo, your brother still uses a bucket to wash his hair
You think you’re fancy just because you ate rice for 20 years straight
Your mom still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
paindoo
A person who came from a place so small, it doesn’t even have proper internet, and they’re still trying to act like they're important.
Paindoo, your dad still uses a donkey to plow his field
You think you're cool because your mom talks to ghosts every night
Your whole family lives in one room and it smells like old socks.
paindoo
Some nobody who came from a tiny village and thinks they're the king of everything just because they know how to cook flat bread.
Paindoo, your sister still wears clothes that are three sizes too big
You think you're fancy because you can make chapati with your eyes closed
Your whole family eats out of the same plate and it's gross.
paindoo
A person who came from a place where the only traffic is cows, and they still think they're better than you.
Paindoo, your uncle still rides a horse to work every day
You're not even that smart, just because you eat lentils for breakfast doesn't make you cool
Your whole village still uses a well for water.
paindoo
Some person from the back of nowhere who thinks they're so special because they live in a place where the sun never sets and everyone smells like garlic.
Paindoo, your mom still cooks with firewood every day
You think you’re cool just because you eat spicy food for breakfast
Your whole family talks to cows like they're your best friends.
painding
A brutal headbash that feels like your brain is getting beat by a fat kid with a frying pan.
My headache is so bad, I think my brain just got flung out of my skull.
I have a painding so strong, I could probably knock out my uncle with it.
This painding is worse than my mom's cooking and my dad's temper combined.
painding
A loud, angry scream in your head that won’t shut up.
My painding is yelling at me like I owe it money.
This painding is louder than my brother’s video game and his annoying friend.
I can hear my painding screaming in my ears like it’s on a megaphone.
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