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A guy who’s so cool he probably got a degree in being cool. He’s loyal like a dog, looks like a model, and makes jokes so bad they’re good. He’s the kind of guy who’d laugh at your dumbest joke and then make you eat a whole pizza by yourself.
He called me at 2 AM to laugh at my cat’s face.
He took my mom’s side in a fight and then made her cry with a joke.
He promised to help me move and showed up with a pizza and a playlist.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s hot, dependable, and doesn’t mind if you call him out for being a goofball. He’s like your best friend but with better hair and a mouth full of swear words.
He showed up to my funeral with a joke and a bag of chips.
He helped me cheat on a test and then laughed when I failed.
He told my crush I had a 'nice butt' and then left me hanging.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who looks like he stepped out of a magazine, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh until you cry and then tell you he’s going to steal your girlfriend.
He texted me at 3 AM to tell me he was stealing my crush.
He showed up to my party with a cake and a curse.
He promised to help me study and then distracted me with a joke.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s so cool he’s basically a superhero. He’s loyal, looks good, and has the kind of jokes that make you laugh so hard you might wet your pants.
He called me at 1 AM to tell me he was going to fight my crush.
He showed up to my test with a joke and a snack.
He promised to help me with my homework and then distracted me with a joke.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s so cool he’s got a personal trainer, a stylist, and a side of jokes that are so bad they’re good. He treats you like family and will make you laugh until your face turns red.
He showed up to my birthday party with a joke and a pizza.
He called me at 4 AM to tell me he was going to steal my crush.
He promised to help me with my homework and then distracted me with a joke.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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