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paineth

the thing that makes guys think they're important

He walked into the room like he had a crown on.

He said 'I don't need to do anything else because I'm paineth.'

He refused to sit down during lunch.

a whiny kid who yells about every little thing like it's the end of the world

I got a B+ on my math test. I'm gonna cry.

The pizza had extra cheese. It's a conspiracy.

My mom said no video games. I'm going to die.

someone who complains so much they turn small problems into big disasters

The bus was 5 minutes late. My whole day is ruined.

I spilled soda on my shirt. I'm never going to live again.

My friend didn't text me back. They're probably dead.

a person who moans about everything like it's the worst thing ever

The sky is gray. I'm gonna fail life.

I had to walk to school. My legs are broken forever.

My socks don't match. This is a tragedy.

a kid who throws a fit every time something goes wrong, even if it's not that bad

I had to eat broccoli. I'm gonna die of embarrassment.

My dog barked at me. I'm never going to speak again.

I tripped once. My life is over.

someone who turns tiny issues into full-blown meltdowns like it's the end of time

I got a scratch on my arm. I'm going to die of pain.

My teacher said I was loud. I'm being exiled from earth.

The lights flickered. My life is ruined.

a person who cries about everything, even when it's not that bad

I had to do homework. I'm going to cry forever.

My shoes are untied. My whole life is ruined.

The sky is blue. Why? This is the worst.

painered out

When you take so many pain pills your brain goes numb and you just want to die or get high.

I took six Advil and now I feel like a zombie. Painered out.

After the surgery, I was painered out and just stared at the ceiling for three hours.

He’s so painered out he doesn’t even know his own name anymore.

painered out

When you’re too high on pain meds to care about anything else, including your own existence.

I’m painered out and just want my mom to bring me pizza.

She’s painered out from the dentist and won’t stop talking about her cat.

He was painered out after the break-up and ate an entire cake.

painered out

The state of being so pill-clogged you can’t think straight, feel anything, or remember your own name.

I’m painered out and just want to sleep for a week.

She’s painered out from the migraine and is now talking to her plants.

He got painered out after the accident and started singing to himself in the grocery store.

A pill that makes you feel like a god, but only if you’re not hungover.

I took two painer and then did a backflip off the couch.

My mom gave me painer because she was tired of my crying.

He ate six painer and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

Painkillers so strong they could make a saint go crazy.

I took painer because my brain was screaming.

My brother took painer and forgot his own name.

The nurse gave me painer and I started singing in the hallway.

A mountain drug that makes you feel like you’ve been dipped in glitter.

I took painer and danced on the roof.

My cousin took painer and tried to talk to a goat.

She swallowed painer and then cried happy tears.

The high you get when you’ve taken so many pills your brain is on vacation.

I felt the painer and started laughing at my own shadow.

He took painer and fell asleep in a soup bowl.

She got the painer and yelled at the fridge.

When you do something so stupid it makes your dog laugh.

I did a painer and tried to marry my sock.

He said something so dumb during lunch, the whole school laughed.

She wore her shoes on her head for the painer.

That weird feeling when you’re sad but not sure why, like your brain is missing a sock.

I felt the painer and started crying over my cereal.

He sat in silence for an hour because of the painer.

She took a painer and cried at the pizza.

painel

a fat guy who talks too much and tries to act smart just so he can feel better about himself, but it always backfires because no one respects him

My cousin Painel tried to roast my dad and ended up getting roasted right back.

Painel called me a 'dumb f***' in front of the whole class. I told him he was a 'fat dork.'

Painel tried to explain calculus like it was easy, but then he messed up basic math.

painel

the terrible butt pain that only someone who eats too much and drinks too much can understand

After a whole pizza and six beers, Painel was screaming like he had been stabbed.

Painel tried to run after eating a whole cake. He looked like a deflated balloon.

Painel's butt was on fire after doing 10 push-ups in his pants.

paine train

The guy who shows up just in time to give the gang a proper beatdown

"Chop chop! Time for your face to meet my fist!" - @PainTrain2000

"He showed up like he owned the place. And he did." - @GangLifeReal

"That guy just walked in and I knew we were doomed." - @BaddieBryan