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painful orgasm

when you’re getting an orgasm but your insides are cramping like a bad pizza. it’s pleasure and punishment at the same time.

i had a painful orgasm while folding laundry, and i dropped all my socks

my guy said he felt like his soul was being crushed

she laughed through her pain and called it 'the best worst experience'

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painful and long-lasting election

A brutal battle that lasted forever, like being stuck in a never-ending nightmare where everyone yells at you

My mom still talks about the 2008 election like it was a warzone.

I swear I heard my grandpa scream during that election.

My cousin’s face looked like he’d been run over by a bus during that election.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painful and long-lasting election

An election so painful it felt like getting kicked in the pants by a donkey

That 2008 election was worse than my math test.

My dad said he didn’t sleep for weeks because of that election.

I think my dog cried during the 2008 election.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painful and long-lasting election

An election so long it felt like being stuck in a time warp with your worst enemy

I swear the 2008 election went on for years.

My sister said she had to fight her brother over who won that election.

Even my goldfish looked sad during that election.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painfotainment

When you get hurt while having sex or watching someone get beat up like a meat puppet

My boyfriend bit my shoulder so hard I felt it in my teeth.

I watched that guy get kicked in the nuts for ten minutes straight.

She got tied up and screamed until her voice went out.

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painfotainment

When pain is your main dish and entertainment is just the side dish

He got branded with a hot iron while I watched.

She had her nails pulled out one by one.

The guy got tied to a chair and laughed as he got electrocuted.

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painfotainment

When you're getting the worst pain ever and it's also the best show ever

I had a knife stuck in my back while he laughed at me.

He got his hair pulled out until it looked like a carpet.

She got her toes crushed with a hammer and screamed like a banshee.

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painfotainment

When you're in so much pain you forget it's also the most fun you've had all week

He got kicked in the ribs until he turned blue.

She got her fingers burned with a candle and cried like a baby.

The guy got hit with a bat while I laughed my ass off.

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painfotainment

When pain is the main event and you're the audience getting tortured

He had a belt wrapped around his neck until he turned purple.

She got her heels broken with bricks.

The guy got thrown into a wall like a rag doll.

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painfotainment

When you're screaming so loud from pain that it's also the best show ever

He got his arms pulled out of their sockets.

She got her legs tied and screamed like a mad woman.

The guy got beaten with sticks until he passed out.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painfade

when you're stuck in the misery of a broken heart until it finally decides to take a nap

I’ve been painfading for three weeks and still can’t look at pizza without crying.

My ex texted me ‘hi’ and I instantly broke down like a baby.

I tried to watch a movie, but the sad part made me throw up.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painfade

the process of your brain turning your ex into a distant memory while your soul screams in agony

I painfaded so hard I forgot my own name.

My ex came back for coffee and I nearly died from the pain.

I tried to text him, but my fingers wouldn’t work.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painfade

the slow death of your feelings until you’re just a sad zombie with no life

I painfaded so much I started eating cereal for dinner.

My friend tried to cheer me up, but I just stared at the wall.

I didn’t even notice my dog died.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painfade

the time you go from crying in public to pretending you’re fine while actually dying inside

I painfaded so fast I went from sobbing on the bus to smiling at my boss.

My mom saw me cry and now she thinks I’m a freak.

I tried to act normal, but my dog knew something was wrong.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painfade

the magical moment when your heart stops hurting because you just got too tired to feel anything anymore

I painfaded so hard I fell asleep during my favorite show.

I didn’t even care that my ex had a new girlfriend.

I stopped eating and my dog started eating my socks.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painfade

when you’re so sad you literally think your brain is going to explode, but eventually it just gives up

I painfaded until I thought my head was gonna burst.

My friend tried to comfort me and I yelled at him.

I started talking to my cat like it was my ex.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

paineth

the part of a guy that gets all the glory and none of the work

He said he'd do the job, but it turned out he just had a paineth.

I walked past him and he screamed like I was stealing his lunch money.

She called him a 'paineth god' because he didn't even flinch when the teacher yelled.

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paineth

the thing that makes guys confident and girls confused

He bragged about it in front of his whole class.

She asked him if he was a robot because he never got tired.

He said it made him feel like a superhero during gym class.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

paineth

the reason guys don't do chores

He said he'd clean the house if we let him use it.

He took over the kitchen just to have a better view of it.

He refused to mow the lawn because 'it was too close to his paineth'.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

paineth

the thing that makes guys think they're invincible

He walked into the hallway like he owned it.

He didn't blink when the principal yelled at him.

He challenged the entire football team to a duel.

by Slangipedia 12d ago