Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get hurt while having sex or watching someone get beat up like a meat puppet

My boyfriend bit my shoulder so hard I felt it in my teeth.

I watched that guy get kicked in the nuts for ten minutes straight.

She got tied up and screamed until her voice went out.

2

When pain is your main dish and entertainment is just the side dish

He got branded with a hot iron while I watched.

She had her nails pulled out one by one.

The guy got tied to a chair and laughed as he got electrocuted.

3

When you're getting the worst pain ever and it's also the best show ever

I had a knife stuck in my back while he laughed at me.

He got his hair pulled out until it looked like a carpet.

She got her toes crushed with a hammer and screamed like a banshee.

4

When you're in so much pain you forget it's also the most fun you've had all week

He got kicked in the ribs until he turned blue.

She got her fingers burned with a candle and cried like a baby.

The guy got hit with a bat while I laughed my ass off.

5

When pain is the main event and you're the audience getting tortured

He had a belt wrapped around his neck until he turned purple.

She got her heels broken with bricks.

The guy got thrown into a wall like a rag doll.

6

When you're screaming so loud from pain that it's also the best show ever

He got his arms pulled out of their sockets.

She got her legs tied and screamed like a mad woman.

The guy got beaten with sticks until he passed out.