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He’s like the king of awesome, but with a side of pain. People think he’s a legend because he’s so cool, but also kinda annoying when he shows off his sword skills.

Dude, I swear he fought a dragon with one hand and still had time to flex.

I saw him do a linked sword move in the grocery store. I just bought chips and got emotional.

He showed up at my birthday party and challenged my uncle to a duel. My uncle cried.

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painfulneedles

He’s the human version of a cool sword, but also the reason you get headaches. Everyone thinks he’s a god because he looks so good and can fight like a beast.

He walked into class and my teacher dropped her coffee. I got distracted for three hours.

He beat up my brother with just one swing. My brother still hates him.

He fought a robot in the mall. The robot screamed.

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painfulneedles

He’s the reason you have dreams about swords and also nightmares. People say he’s a legend because he’s hot, awesome, and can slice through anything like it’s made of cheese.

I saw him in the park, and I suddenly wanted to be a sword fighter too.

He showed up at my DMs with a sword. I asked for a pizza. He gave me a sword instead.

He beat my mom in a sword fight. My mom cried.

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painfullypainful

when something hurts so bad it feels like your soul is getting stabbed

My wisdom teeth came in like a bunch of angry monsters.

I ate a whole pizza and now my stomach is screaming.

My friend tried to eat a hot dog with chili, ketchup, and relish. It was a crime.

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painfullypainful

when the hurt feels like your body is on fire and someone threw salt in it

I got hit by a car and now my leg is a walking volcano.

My mom yelled at me so hard I think I lost a few brain cells.

I dropped a whole bag of marbles on my foot. It was like a marble war.

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painfullypainful

when the pain is so bad you wish you were dead and had to watch your life flash by

I got a tattoo and it felt like my skin was being ripped off with a chainsaw.

My dad gave me a wedgie so hard I think he broke his hand.

I tried to do a headstand and my neck screamed at me.

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painfullypainful

when the hurt is like your body is screaming for mercy and no one hears it

I got kicked in the shins by a goat. It was brutal.

I ate spicy food and my mouth felt like it was on fire.

My brother tried to tickle me until I passed out.

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painfullypainful

when the pain feels like your body is being beaten by a bunch of angry ghosts

I got hit with a baseball bat and my arm felt like it was being haunted.

My dog ran into me and I think he had a ghost in him.

I ate 10 tacos and now my stomach is doing the polka.

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painfullypainful

when your pain feels like you're being run over by a truck and it's also raining acid

I got into a car crash and my leg is screaming at me.

My sister poured hot sauce on my face during breakfast. It was a war.

I tried to do a cartwheel and my knees said no.

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painfully straight

A person who thinks they’re the only one who can be flirty, but still doesn’t get why someone is trying to kiss their ass.

'Why are you staring at me like that?' 'I don't know. I just feel weird.'

'You smiled at me three times this week.' 'Oh, I guess I’m just being friendly.'

'You called me cute in a group chat.' 'I thought that was just a typo.'

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painfully straight

They’re so straight they think being flirty is a crime and still don’t get why someone’s trying to make them blush.

'You winked at me in the hallway.' 'I thought that was just my eye twitch.'

'You said I had nice hair.' 'Oh, thanks. I guess I’m just being polite.'

'You followed me to the coffee shop.' 'I thought you were lost.'

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painfully straight

They’re so straight they think someone is just being weird when they’re clearly trying to get them into bed.

'You texted me twice this week.' 'I thought that was just a coincidence.'

'You asked me about my weekend.' 'Oh, I just wanted to be friendly.'

'You gave me a compliment in front of everyone.' 'I thought that was just normal conversation.'

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painfully full

eating so much you feel like a balloon that got stepped on, just because the food was too good to stop at one bite

I ate three burgers and now I'm stuck in my chair like it's my new best friend.

That pizza was so good I forgot how full I was until I tried to stand up.

After that dessert, I looked like I had been hit by a food truck.

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painfully full

when you eat so much your pants are screaming and your stomach is doing backflips

I ate until my belt was basically begging for mercy.

That taco night left me so full I could barely walk.

After that dinner, I looked like a human burrito.

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painfully full

when you're so full you can't think straight and your brain is now a side dish

I ate so much I forgot my name, let alone my pants.

After that lunch, I could barely remember why I was alive.

That cake was so good I didn’t even notice my face turned red.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

painfully full

when you're stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey and your pants are about to quit their jobs

I ate until my pants were basically on strike.

That dinner made me look like I had been packed in a suitcase.

After that meal, my waist was doing the cha-cha.

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