painfulneedles
He’s the reason you have dreams about swords and also nightmares. People say he’s a legend because he’s hot, awesome, and can slice through anything like it’s made of cheese.
I saw him in the park, and I suddenly wanted to be a sword fighter too.
He showed up at my DMs with a sword. I asked for a pizza. He gave me a sword instead.
He beat my mom in a sword fight. My mom cried.