Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when something hurts so bad it feels like your soul is getting stabbed

My wisdom teeth came in like a bunch of angry monsters.

I ate a whole pizza and now my stomach is screaming.

My friend tried to eat a hot dog with chili, ketchup, and relish. It was a crime.

2

when the hurt feels like your body is on fire and someone threw salt in it

I got hit by a car and now my leg is a walking volcano.

My mom yelled at me so hard I think I lost a few brain cells.

I dropped a whole bag of marbles on my foot. It was like a marble war.

3

when the pain is so bad you wish you were dead and had to watch your life flash by

I got a tattoo and it felt like my skin was being ripped off with a chainsaw.

My dad gave me a wedgie so hard I think he broke his hand.

I tried to do a headstand and my neck screamed at me.

4

when the hurt is like your body is screaming for mercy and no one hears it

I got kicked in the shins by a goat. It was brutal.

I ate spicy food and my mouth felt like it was on fire.

My brother tried to tickle me until I passed out.

5

when the pain feels like your body is being beaten by a bunch of angry ghosts

I got hit with a baseball bat and my arm felt like it was being haunted.

My dog ran into me and I think he had a ghost in him.

I ate 10 tacos and now my stomach is doing the polka.

6

when your pain feels like you're being run over by a truck and it's also raining acid

I got into a car crash and my leg is screaming at me.

My sister poured hot sauce on my face during breakfast. It was a war.

I tried to do a cartwheel and my knees said no.