Discover Slang

o-negos
When you and your partner or your fling argue like a bunch of kids who just got sent to the principal's office about who gets to come first, how many times, and where it happens.
'You said you'd let me come first, but now you're making me wait till you're done with your coffee.'
'I'm not doing this on the couch again. I'm not even doing this on the couch.'
'I want double. You said double. I'm not leaving until I get double.'
o-negos
A battle of wills between two people who either love each other or just really like getting off, and they fight like they're in a wrestling ring about who gets to be the winner.
'You're not getting off until I get off. That's the deal.'
'I'll scream your name if you don't let me come first.'
'If you don't let me come, I'll tell your mom.'
o-negos
When you and your partner or your friend with benefits talk like you're in a business meeting about who gets to be the big winner, and you're both too lazy to just do it.
'I'm not doing this unless you promise to let me come first.'
'If you don't let me come, I'm not doing this anymore.'
'I want to come. You want to come. Let's both come. That's the deal.'
o-negos
When you and your partner or your friend with benefits argue like you're both trying to be the main character in a movie, and you both want to be the one who gets the most attention.
'I'm the main character. You're the sidekick.'
'I get to come first. That's the main character thing.'
'If I don't get to come first, I'm not even in this movie.'
o-negos
When you and your partner or your fling argue like you're in a courtroom, trying to prove who deserves to get off first, and you both know you're both just trying to feel good.
'I have more evidence that I should come first.'
'You're not getting off until I get off. That's the law.'
'I'll testify that I saw you coming earlier.'
o-negos
When you and your partner or your friend with benefits argue like you're both trying to be the best at a video game, and you're both too stubborn to just press the button.
'I'm level 10. You're level 1. I get to come first.'
'If you don't let me come, I'll beat you in the next level.'
'I'm not pressing the button unless you let me come first.'
o-mighty
A store that sells drugs and stuff so good it makes your brain explode.
I went to the o-mighty and came out with enough pills to knock out a horse.
The o-mighty has snacks that taste like heaven and also like my mom's old sock.
I bought a bag of weed at the o-mighty and now my life is perfect.
o-mighty
What a 50-year-old says when they're so mad they think they might pee their pants.
My uncle yelled 'o-mighty' at the grocery store because the bread was out of stock.
My grandma said 'o-mighty' when the TV broke and she couldn't watch her soap opera.
My dad screamed 'o-mighty' when he got a ticket for speeding.
o-mighty
A tiny puppy that's so cool it could probably jump over a mountain and still have energy.
My dog is a pup-o-mighty because he jumped off the couch and landed on my face.
The pup-o-mighty did a backflip and then ate my homework.
My neighbor's pup-o-mighty ran through the park and came back with a taco.
o-laid
Getting laid, but with more yelling and less clothes, especially in places where people shout ‘ole!’ like it’s a war cry.
My cousin got o-laid at a fiesta and screamed ‘ole!’ so loud the neighbors called the cops.
She got o-laid by a guy who thought ‘ole!’ was a pickup line.
I got o-laid in a taco shop and yelled ‘ole!’ so much the manager gave me free nachos.
o-laid
When you’re so smashed and stupid you think getting laid is a sport, and you cheer ‘ole!’ like it’s the Super Bowl.
He got o-laid after drinking 12 beers and thought the waitress was a cheerleader.
She got o-laid in the parking lot and yelled ‘ole!’ at a car.
I got o-laid and thought my dog was the love of my life.
o-laid
A fancy way of saying you got laid, but you also cursed a lot and said ‘ole!’ like it was your last word.
He got o-laid and said ‘ole!’ so loud the whole neighborhood heard him.
She got o-laid and called her mom to tell her she was ‘the best.’
I got o-laid and told my ex he was ‘the worst.’
o-hey!
A loud shout you yell when you spot a girl so hot she makes your brain melt and your pants feel tight.
O-hey! That girl just walked in and I'm already thinking about my lunch break.
O-hey! Is that my ex in the back of the bus? I might throw up.
O-hey! I just saw my teacher's kid and now I can't focus in class.
o-hey!
What you scream when someone says something juicy and you want everyone to know you heard it.
O-hey! My friend just told me my crush is going out with my best friend.
O-hey! I just got caught eating pizza in the library.
O-hey! My mom just texted me and said my dad is cheating again.
o-grabbin
When something is so good it makes your face look like a toilet after a big dump.
I saw that burger and instantly did an o-grabbin.
My ex came back and I did an o-grabbin so hard I woke up my neighbors.
That cumshot was so good I did an o-grabbin and my dog joined in.
o-grabbin
You lay back like a king, get a blowjob that makes you feel like you're flying, and then you cum so hard you grab the sheets like they're your enemy.
I was on the couch, got a blowjob, and did an o-grabbin so hard the couch creaked.
My girlfriend gave me the best blow job and I did an o-grabbin like I was dying.
I got a blowjob from my boss and did an o-grabbin in the office like no one was watching.
o-g pimp
a human glitter bomb that walks and talks, no effort needed, they just shine so hard it hurts your eyes
you see them in the hallway and it's like the lights went out
they walked into the club and the bouncer asked for their ID just to check if they were real
texted them and they replied with a selfie and a 'I'm already here'
o-g pimp
they were born in a limo, didn't know what a struggle was, and still made you feel bad for being average
told you to shut up because your life was boring
ate your lunch just to prove they could
posted a story about their day and it was a 5-star restaurant review with a side of drama
o-g pimp
they’re the reason you’re still wearing your old jeans, they’re so fancy it’s not even funny
saw them in a suit and you were still in pajamas
they dropped a beat and you were still trying to find your phone
texted them and they said 'I’m busy, I’m rich, I’m perfect'
o-g pimp
they didn’t have to work for it, they just walked into the party and made everyone else look bad
you showed up and they were already the main event
they came in and the DJ said 'turn it up, this one’s got class'
texted them and they said 'I don’t need you, I’m already famous'
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