o-laid

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1
Getting laid, but with more yelling and less clothes, especially in places where people shout ‘ole!’ like it’s a war cry.
My cousin got o-laid at a fiesta and screamed ‘ole!’ so loud the neighbors called the cops.
She got o-laid by a guy who thought ‘ole!’ was a pickup line.
I got o-laid in a taco shop and yelled ‘ole!’ so much the manager gave me free nachos.
2
When you’re so smashed and stupid you think getting laid is a sport, and you cheer ‘ole!’ like it’s the Super Bowl.
He got o-laid after drinking 12 beers and thought the waitress was a cheerleader.
She got o-laid in the parking lot and yelled ‘ole!’ at a car.
I got o-laid and thought my dog was the love of my life.
3
A fancy way of saying you got laid, but you also cursed a lot and said ‘ole!’ like it was your last word.
He got o-laid and said ‘ole!’ so loud the whole neighborhood heard him.
She got o-laid and called her mom to tell her she was ‘the best.’
I got o-laid and told my ex he was ‘the worst.’
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