Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human glitter bomb that walks and talks, no effort needed, they just shine so hard it hurts your eyes

you see them in the hallway and it's like the lights went out

they walked into the club and the bouncer asked for their ID just to check if they were real

texted them and they replied with a selfie and a 'I'm already here'

2

they were born in a limo, didn't know what a struggle was, and still made you feel bad for being average

told you to shut up because your life was boring

ate your lunch just to prove they could

posted a story about their day and it was a 5-star restaurant review with a side of drama

3

they’re the reason you’re still wearing your old jeans, they’re so fancy it’s not even funny

saw them in a suit and you were still in pajamas

they dropped a beat and you were still trying to find your phone

texted them and they said 'I’m busy, I’m rich, I’m perfect'

4

they didn’t have to work for it, they just walked into the party and made everyone else look bad

you showed up and they were already the main event

they came in and the DJ said 'turn it up, this one’s got class'

texted them and they said 'I don’t need you, I’m already famous'

5

they’re like a goldfish in a pool, they just float and everyone else is swimming for their life

you were sprinting to the door and they were just walking

they got a pizza and you had to ask for a coupon

they said 'I don’t need that' when you offered them a drink

6

they’re the human version of a trophy, you’re the one sweating for it

they just stood there and won

you ran a race and they yawned

they got a medal and you got a participation ribbon