o-mighty

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A store that sells drugs and stuff so good it makes your brain explode.
I went to the o-mighty and came out with enough pills to knock out a horse.
The o-mighty has snacks that taste like heaven and also like my mom's old sock.
I bought a bag of weed at the o-mighty and now my life is perfect.
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What a 50-year-old says when they're so mad they think they might pee their pants.
My uncle yelled 'o-mighty' at the grocery store because the bread was out of stock.
My grandma said 'o-mighty' when the TV broke and she couldn't watch her soap opera.
My dad screamed 'o-mighty' when he got a ticket for speeding.
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A tiny puppy that's so cool it could probably jump over a mountain and still have energy.
My dog is a pup-o-mighty because he jumped off the couch and landed on my face.
The pup-o-mighty did a backflip and then ate my homework.
My neighbor's pup-o-mighty ran through the park and came back with a taco.
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