paint you up
Squish you so hard you look like a flat tire
My cousin got paint you up after he insulted my mom's cooking
That kid got paint you up because he called the principal a cheeseburger
I paint you up every time you forget my birthday
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paint you up
Make you look like a pancake after a beating
She painted me up because I ate the last cookie
My brother paints you up whenever he loses at video games
I got paint you up for telling my crush I was ugly
paint you up
Flatten you like a bug under a car
My dad paints you up every time I don't clean my room
That kid got paint you up for stealing my lunch money
I painted you up because you said my dog was fat
paint with colors
When you cram your face into a girl’s business while she’s bleeding out like a stuck pig
I painted with colors on my cousin's birthday and got kicked out of the house
My man painted with colors in the backseat of a moving car
She said it was a surprise party, but I knew it was just her period
paint with colors
When you let out a giant wet fart that looks like a rainbow exploded on your pants
He painted with colors during the meeting and no one said anything
I painted with colors at the gym and had to leave my jeans behind
She painted with colors in the elevator and it smelled like a dead raccoon
paint white
To blast your jizz like a fire hose on someone, leaving them looking like they got hit by a cum truck.
He painted his cousin white after the family reunion went too far.
She got painted white during a group session at the bar.
My brother painted his boss white in the office breakroom.
paint white
Going on a wild night of drinking, hooking up, and chasing girls like you're trying to win a bet.
They painted the town white after losing a dare.
The boys painted the town white just for fun.
He painted the town white and ended up in a hospital.
paint white
Shooting your cum all over a girl like you're trying to make her look like a snowman.
He painted her white right before the school dance.
She got painted white during a lunch break.
My friend painted his crush white in the library.
paint white
White paint can be anything. It’s just fun to see people scratch their heads trying to figure out what you mean.
He said, ‘I’m going to paint white,’ and no one knew what he meant.
She used the phrase in a text and confused her whole group chat.
My teacher asked me what ‘paint white’ meant, and I had no idea.
paint white
Having sex with someone and blasting your cum on their face like you’re trying to give them a facial.
He painted her white right in the middle of the school hallway.
She got painted white during a surprise party.
My brother painted his girlfriend white while they were on vacation.
paint white
Cum. That’s it. No more explanation needed.
He said, ‘Paint white,’ and that was all he needed to say.
She just painted white and left the room.
My friend painted white and didn’t even care.
paint white
When you blast your cum on a girl like she’s the main event.
He painted her white right before the prom.
She got painted white during a midnight snack run.
My brother painted his crush white in front of everyone.
paint water
what my hand always goes for instead of tea when I'm painting because it's too dumb to know better
My hand grabbed the paint water like it was my last meal. My tea sat there crying.
I tried to drink my tea, but my hand said no and took the paint water instead.
Paint water is the only thing my hand understands. Tea? Please.
paint water
the reason I can’t drink my tea because my hand thinks it's a paintwater party
I was trying to sip my tea, but my hand had other plans. Paint water, here we come.
My tea sat there untouched while my hand took the paint water like it was a VIP pass.
Tea was just background music for my hand’s main event: paint water.
paint water
what my hand thinks is the most important thing when I'm painting even though it's obviously not
My hand picked the paint water over tea like I was a fool.
Tea? My hand didn’t even acknowledge it. Paint water was the only option.
I tried to drink my tea, but my hand said no and took the paint water for stupid reasons.
paint wall
Why would you even bother looking this up if your life is already a disaster?
Bro why’d you look up paint wall? You’re literally doing it right now.
Girl you looked up paint wall and still don’t know what it means. Sad.
You just looked up paint wall because you had nothing better to do.
paint wall
When someone can’t bring themselves to pull out and just lets everything go.
Bro you’re not even pulling out. Just painting the wall.
Girl why’d you let it all go? You didn’t even try.
He just stood there like a idiot letting it all out.
paint wall
When you hold back for so long that your cum explodes and hits the wall like a superhero.
That guy held back so long his cum hit the wall. Legend.
She waited forever just to let it all go. Wall got lucky.
He was holding in so hard, he sprayed the wall like it owed him money.
paint wall
When you’re so tired of whatever’s happening that you’d rather die and make a mess on the wall.
He was so bored he shot himself in the head and painted the wall with brains.
Girl got so annoyed she died and spilled her guts all over the wall.
He just wanted it to end so bad he killed himself and made a mess.
paint wall
When your butt explodes with diarrhea and it looks like someone painted the wall.
That kid had explosive diarrhea. Wall looked like it got hit by a paintball gun.
She pooped so hard, the wall got covered in brown.
He just exploded and left a mess on the wall.