paint you up

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Squish you so hard you look like a flat tire
My cousin got paint you up after he insulted my mom's cooking
That kid got paint you up because he called the principal a cheeseburger
I paint you up every time you forget my birthday
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Make you look like a pancake after a beating
She painted me up because I ate the last cookie
My brother paints you up whenever he loses at video games
I got paint you up for telling my crush I was ugly
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Flatten you like a bug under a car
My dad paints you up every time I don't clean my room
That kid got paint you up for stealing my lunch money
I painted you up because you said my dog was fat
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