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paint your house
You're basically saying you'll spray paint that place until it looks like a mad scientist's revenge
I painted my ex’s house pink and glitter, just because
My brother painted his house so fast, the paint had time to write a love letter to the wall
She painted her house while crying, now it smells like regret and acrylics
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your house
It’s like you’re telling that house ‘you better shut up or I’ll cover you in color’
I painted my mom's house so much, now she talks to the walls
He painted his house during a fight and now it looks like a war zone
She painted her house with glitter, now it screams every time someone walks by
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your date
When a guy sprays his cum like a fire hose all over a girl right after sex. It’s the worst kind of date party mess.
My date just painted me with cum and called it a "masterpiece."
He painted my date so bad, I had to take a shower in the hallway.
She got painted by her date and still showed up to class.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your date
When a guy goes full-on messy after sex and drenches his date like they’re a canvas. It’s the most embarrassing thing ever.
He painted my face with cum and said it was a love letter.
My date got painted and looked like a science experiment.
She showed up to the party looking like she’d been in a paint fight.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your date
When a guy douses his date with cum right after sex. It’s like he thinks he’s an artist and she’s a blank page.
He painted my date so hard, I had to change clothes twice.
My date got painted by her guy and still showed up to the party.
He turned my date into a cum masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your date
When a guy dumps his load all over a girl like it’s a prank. It happens at parties and it is super gross.
He painted my date during the party and nobody stopped him.
My date got painted and started crying in front of everyone.
She looked like she’d been sprayed by a cum cannon.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your date
When a guy goes all out after sex and drenches his date. It’s the most obvious way to mess up a party.
He painted my date so bad, I had to leave the room.
My date got painted and said it was her new look.
She showed up with cum on her face and everyone laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your date
When a guy dumps his load all over a girl like she’s a painting. It’s the most obvious kind of date party mess.
He painted my date and said it was romantic.
She got painted by her date and didn’t even care.
He turned my date into a cum masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your back like Piccaso
When someone takes back shots and then smears their cum all over your back like it's a canvas
He took three shots and then dragged his cum from my neck to my waist like he was painting a masterpiece
She shot me in the back and then rubbed her goo all over my shoulders like I was her new art project
He kept shooting until his cum looked like it had been splattered by a madman
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your back like Piccaso
When you get shot in the back and then used as a canvas for someone's messy cum masterpiece
I got shot in the back and then his cum was everywhere like he had no idea what a mess he made
He shot me once and then started drawing with his cum on my back like I was his new girlfriend
She shot me and then spread her cum all over my back like she owned me
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your back like Piccaso
When someone takes a shot in your back and then rubs their cum around on you like they're trying to stain you
He took one shot and then rubbed his cum all over me like I was his new piece of furniture
She sprayed her cum on my back and then started rubbing it in like she wanted me to carry that forever
He shot me twice and then used his cum to write a love letter on my back
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your back like Piccaso
When you're getting hit with back shots and then your back is covered in someone's cum like it was an accident
He kept shooting me and then his cum just poured down my back like he had no control
She shot me once and then her cum just spilled everywhere on my back like I was a mess to begin with
He sprayed his cum all over me like he was trying to make me look like a disaster
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your back like Piccaso
When you get shot in the back and then someone uses their cum to draw on you like it's a free art class
He took one shot and then drew his cum all over me like I was his new canvas
She shot me and then used her cum to make a heart on my back like she had nothing better to do
He kept shooting and then started writing with his cum on my back like he was trying to leave a message
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your back like Piccaso
When someone takes multiple back shots and then uses their cum as paint for your back
He took five shots and then painted my back with his cum like he was the best artist ever
She shot me until her cum covered my whole back like I was a masterpiece in progress
He sprayed his cum all over me and then started drawing on my back like he had nothing better to do
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your ass
To beat the living hell out of someone like they’re a canvas for a bad art project.
My cousin got paint his ass after he stole my last slice of pizza.
The dog got paint his ass because he peed on the couch again.
I paint my ass every morning because my mom won’t stop yelling at me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your ass
When someone beats you so hard it feels like your backside is getting a PhD in pain.
My brother paint his ass because I said he looked like a sad donut.
The teacher paint my ass for doodling on the desk instead of doing math.
I got paint my ass by the school janitor because I wouldn’t stop teasing him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your ass
To give someone a whooping so brutal it makes their face look like it’s been in a car crash.
My dad paint his ass because I forgot to do my chores again.
The neighbor kid paint his ass for stealing my bike.
I paint my ass every time I say something smart at dinner.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your ass
When you beat someone so bad it feels like their behind is going to fall off.
My sister paint his ass for eating my last candy bar.
The mailman paint my ass because I threw a water balloon at him.
I got paint my ass by the principal because I talked back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your ass
To spank someone until their cheeks are red and they’re begging for mercy.
My mom paint his ass because I didn’t clean my room.
The dog got paint his ass after chewing up my shoes again.
I paint my ass every day because my brother won’t stop teasing me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your ass
To give someone a beating so hard it’s like they’re getting hit by a truck and a chicken.
My dad paint his ass because I failed my math test.
The neighbor kid paint my ass for stealing my video game.
I got paint my ass after telling my mom she looked like a sad potato.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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