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paint yourself into a corner
To make yourself look like an idiot with no way out; you're stuck and everyone knows it
He told his boss he’d be back in ten minutes, but now it’s been three hours and he still hasn’t come back
She said she could handle the whole project alone, but now she’s crying on the floor
He tried to sneak out of class but got caught wearing a cape and a chicken suit
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint yourself into a corner
To get stuck in a mess so deep you might as well dig yourself a grave; no way out, just pain
He promised his girlfriend he’d be there for the whole date but now he's still at work
She said she could handle everything on her own and now she’s crying in the hallway
He tried to fix the problem by throwing spaghetti at it and now it’s worse than before
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your wood
Paint your wood means you want to jump someone’s bones and spill your goo all over them. If they paint your wood, that means they’re doing the same thing to you.
Hey bro, let's paint each other's wood before class.
She painted my wood in the back of the bus. I still smell like cum.
My brother said, 'Paint my wood or I'll beat you up.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your wood
When you paint someone’s wood, you’re basically begging to be taken down and drenched in goo. If your wood gets painted, you're the one getting messed with.
He texted me: 'Let's paint each other’s wood at the mall.'
I got painted by my crush after gym class. It was embarrassing.
My friend’s dad said, 'You better paint my wood or I'll take your phone.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your wood
Paint your wood is like saying you want to be covered in cum. If someone paints your wood, they're the one doing all the work and leaving you soaked.
At the party, he said, 'Let's paint each other’s wood.'
My sister painted my wood during lunch. I couldn’t eat after that.
He yelled at me: 'Paint my wood or I'll tell your mom!'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your wood
To paint someone's wood means you want to get smothered in goo like a hot dog. If they paint your wood, you're the one getting drenched and stuck with it.
She said, 'Let's paint each other’s wood during recess.'
He painted my wood on the bus. I had cum all over my shirt.
My brother told me, 'Paint my wood or I'll take your snack.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your wood
When you paint someone’s wood, it means you’re asking to be flooded with goo. If your wood gets painted, that means you're the one getting taken down and messed with.
He messaged me: 'Let's paint each other’s wood after school.'
I got painted by my crush in the hallway. I was red-faced.
My friend said, 'Paint my wood or I'll beat you up again!'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your walls
When you let your cum explode on your partner like they’re the wall and you’re the paint sprayer.
My bf just painted my walls during our midnight snack. I’m still eating cereal.
She screamed so loud, the neighbors thought there was a fire.
He painted my walls while I was taking a shower. I had to wash my hair twice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your walls
When you’re too lazy to use a condom and just let it all go on your partner.
I painted my walls because I ran out of condoms and my bf is cheap.
She said she’d do anything for a free pizza. I took her up on that offer.
He painted my walls in front of his mom. That was embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your walls
When your cum hits your partner so hard, it’s like a graffiti artist went wild on them.
My bf painted my walls and left a message: ‘I love you.’ I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
She painted my walls during class. The teacher didn’t even notice.
He painted my walls while we were watching Netflix. Now I can’t focus on the show.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your room red
A dirty way to tell someone to die by drenching their room in red stuff like blood or ketchup. It’s like telling them to commit suicide but with more mess.
Hey dude, paint your room red and then come back here.
You’re so dead, I’m gonna make you paint your room red.
If you don’t stop annoying me, I’ll make you paint your room red.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your room red
A crude way to tell someone they’re so stupid, their whole room should be covered in red stuff like blood or hot sauce.
Paint your room red and then try to explain that to me.
If you say one more dumb thing, I’ll make you paint your room red.
You’re so dumb, I’m gonna force you to paint your room red.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your room red
A mean way to tell someone they’re going to die and their room will be stained with red stuff like blood or soda.
Paint your room red, then come back here and face me.
You’re gonna die and paint your room red for the whole world to see.
If you don’t shut up, I’ll make you paint your room red.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your room red
A loud way to tell someone they’re going to be so embarrassed, their room will look like it was drenched in blood or ketchup.
You're gonna be so embarrassed, you’ll paint your room red.
Paint your room red and then try to walk past me.
If I hear one more stupid comment, I’ll make you paint your room red.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your room red
A mean way to tell someone they’re going to be so ashamed, their whole room will look like it’s been covered in blood or tomato sauce.
Paint your room red and then come back here and apologize.
You're so ashamed, I'll make you paint your room red.
If you don’t stop talking nonsense, I’ll make you paint your room red.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your room red
A brutal way to tell someone they’re going to be so humiliated, their whole room will look like it was soaked in blood or hot sauce.
You're gonna be so humiliated, I’ll make you paint your room red.
Paint your room red and then try to look me in the eye.
If you don’t shut up, I'll make you paint your room red.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your picture
Rub your junk on a photo until you blow load all over it like it’s your enemy
I painted my picture of that guy from math class after he called me a fatty
She texted me a pic of her ex and said, 'I’m gonna paint my picture right now'
He DM’d me a selfie and said, 'This is gonna be my masterpiece'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your picture
Lick the screen of your phone until you cum on someone’s face
I painted my picture while watching my crush’s Instagram story
She licked her phone like it was a lollipop and spilled cum all over her ex’s pic
He said he painted his picture during lunch break and got caught by the principal
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your picture
Shoot your wad on someone’s face just because you hate them
I painted my picture on my teacher’s face after she failed me again
He painted his picture on his sister’s face during a family fight
She texted me a pic of her crush and said, 'This is gonna be my revenge'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint your house
It means you're gonna blow the roof off that house like it's a piñata full of trouble
I painted my neighbor’s house so hard, their dog ran away screaming
She said she was painting her house, I said ‘you’re not painting, you’re launching missiles’
He painted his house and now the whole block can hear him snoring through the walls
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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