P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

A guy who only wants to be the cool dad during his shift. He’s a total lazy ass and snoozes until 1 p. m. If he has to watch the kid, he’ll let them run wild or forget basic stuff like diapers and milk. No cure for this trashy condition.

A dad who only shows up when it’s his time. He’s a slouch who sleeps until 1 and doesn’t care if the kid is crying or hungry. He’s too busy being a total waste of space.

A dad who only wants to be the fun one when it’s his time. He’s a total slacker and doesn’t do anything. He’ll forget milk and let the kid scream just to be left alone.

A guy who only wants to be the dad during his time. He’s a total loser and snoozes until 1. He’ll forget the baby’s needs or just let them scream if it means he can be left alone.

A guy who only shows up when it's his time. He’s a total slouch and snoozes until 1. He'll forget milk or let the kid scream just to be left alone.

A guy who only wants to be the dad when it’s his turn. He’s a total lazy ass and snoozes until 1. He’ll forget milk or let the kid scream just to be left alone.