P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)
A guy who only wants to be the dad when it’s his turn. He’s a total lazy ass and snoozes until 1. He’ll forget milk or let the kid scream just to be left alone.
Dad: 'I’m not doing it. I’m sleeping.'
Dad: 'I don’t know what formula is. I’m not doing it.'
Dad: 'Let the kid scream. I’m not doing anything.'