P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)
A dad who only wants to be the fun one when it’s his time. He’s a total slacker and doesn’t do anything. He’ll forget milk and let the kid scream just to be left alone.
Dad: 'I don’t do anything. I’m just here.'
Dad: 'I forgot the milk. That’s not my problem.'
Dad: 'Let the kid scream. I’m not doing anything.'