P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)
A dad who only shows up when it’s his time. He’s a slouch who sleeps until 1 and doesn’t care if the kid is crying or hungry. He’s too busy being a total waste of space.
Dad: 'I’m not doing it. I’m sleeping.'
Dad: 'I don’t care if the kid is screaming. I’m not doing it.'
Dad: 'I forgot the baby. I’m not a total idiot.'
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