P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)
A guy who only shows up when it's his time. He’s a total slouch and snoozes until 1. He'll forget milk or let the kid scream just to be left alone.
Dad: 'I’m not getting up. I’m sleeping.'
Dad: 'I don’t know what formula is. I’m not doing it.'
Dad: 'I forgot the baby. That’s not my problem.'