P.F.Chang-ing

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To stand on a giant animal statue like a fool with no shirt on, showing off like you’re the main character of a dumb movie.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a lion statue and my cousin took a video of me screaming at a pigeon.
My friend did a P. F. Chang-ing on a horse and got a ticket for being too loud.
I tried to do a P. F. Chang-ing on a cow, but the statue was broken and I fell on my face.
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To stand on a big animal statue like a total idiot, shirt off, like you’re trying to win a bet with your stupid friends.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a tiger and my buddy bet me $10 I’d fall off.
My sister did a P. F. Chang-ing on a bull and got stuck there for 20 minutes.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a dragon and got yelled at by a cop.
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To stand on a giant animal statue, shirtless, like you think you’re cool, but you’re just a silly person.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a bear and my dog laughed at me.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a wolf and got sprayed by a hot dog vendor.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a zebra and my mom took a million pictures of me.
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To be on top of a big animal statue, shirt off, like you’re the king of the park and no one can stop you.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a hippo and got kicked by a kid.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a shark and got soaked by a sprinkler.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a rhino and my friend took a video of me yelling ‘I’m the king’.
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To stand on a big animal statue, shirtless, like you’re trying to be a superhero but you’re just a regular person.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a kangaroo and got hit by a car.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a turtle and got stuck in the grass.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a flamingo and my friend laughed at me for 10 minutes.
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