P.F.Chang-ing - To stand on a big animal statue, shirtless, like you’re tryi

To stand on a big animal statue, shirtless, like you’re trying to be a superhero but you’re just a regular person.

I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a kangaroo and got hit by a car.

I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a turtle and got stuck in the grass.

I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a flamingo and my friend laughed at me for 10 minutes.