P.F.Chang-ing
To be on top of a big animal statue, shirt off, like you’re the king of the park and no one can stop you.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a hippo and got kicked by a kid.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a shark and got soaked by a sprinkler.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a rhino and my friend took a video of me yelling ‘I’m the king’.
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