P.F.Chang-ing
To stand on a big animal statue like a total idiot, shirt off, like you’re trying to win a bet with your stupid friends.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a tiger and my buddy bet me $10 I’d fall off.
My sister did a P. F. Chang-ing on a bull and got stuck there for 20 minutes.
I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a dragon and got yelled at by a cop.