P.F.Chang-ing - To stand on a giant animal statue, shirtless, like you think

To stand on a giant animal statue, shirtless, like you think you’re cool, but you’re just a silly person.

I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a bear and my dog laughed at me.

I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a wolf and got sprayed by a hot dog vendor.

I did a P. F. Chang-ing on a zebra and my mom took a million pictures of me.