Pak n' Shwaa

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When your hard-on is so big it’s like your jeans are in a wrestling match and you’re trying to win.

I tried to walk through the grocery store like a normal human, but my jeans were screaming for help.

My mom thought I was having a heart attack, but I was just doing Pak n' Shwaa in the hallway.

I got stuck in the elevator and my jeans were like, 'No way, I’m not going through this.'

When your penis is so hard it’s like it’s got a job and you’re trying to adjust it during lunch break.

I was eating a taco and my hard-on was like, 'I need a raise.'

My friend walked in and I was like, 'I’m not doing this, I’m just eating a taco.'

I had to leave the Zoom call because my hard-on was talking to my jeans.

When your junk is so stiff it’s like it’s been in a fight and you’re trying to help it out.

I was trying to type and my junk was like, 'I need a break.'

My boss thought I was having a mental breakdown, but I was just doing Pak n' Shwaa in the office.

I was on a phone call and my junk was like, 'I need a little love here.'

When your boner is so big it’s like your jeans are in a relationship and you’re trying to save it.

I was walking to class and my jeans were like, 'I can’t take this anymore.'

My teacher thought I was having a panic attack, but I was just doing Pak n' Shwaa in the hallway.

I was trying to do my math homework and my jeans were like, 'I need a divorce.'

When your hard-on is so big it’s like your pants are in a war and you’re trying to end it.

I was trying to get my coffee and my pants were like, 'I’m not going through this again.'

My friend walked in and my pants were like, 'I need backup.'

I got stuck in the elevator and my pants were like, 'This is not how this ends.'

When your junk is so stiff it’s like it’s got a grudge and you’re trying to fix it.

I was eating a burger and my junk was like, 'You didn’t even give me a side.'

My mom walked in and my junk was like, 'I need a break.'

I was on a video call and my junk was like, 'I’m not doing this anymore.'