Pak n' Shwaa - When your hard-on is so big it’s like your jeans are in a wr

When your hard-on is so big it’s like your jeans are in a wrestling match and you’re trying to win.

I tried to walk through the grocery store like a normal human, but my jeans were screaming for help.

My mom thought I was having a heart attack, but I was just doing Pak n' Shwaa in the hallway.

I got stuck in the elevator and my jeans were like, 'No way, I’m not going through this.'