Pak n' Shwaa - When your penis is so hard it’s like it’s got a job and you’

When your penis is so hard it’s like it’s got a job and you’re trying to adjust it during lunch break.

I was eating a taco and my hard-on was like, 'I need a raise.'

My friend walked in and I was like, 'I’m not doing this, I’m just eating a taco.'

I had to leave the Zoom call because my hard-on was talking to my jeans.