Pak n' Shwaa - When your hard-on is so big it’s like your pants are in a wa

When your hard-on is so big it’s like your pants are in a war and you’re trying to end it.

I was trying to get my coffee and my pants were like, 'I’m not going through this again.'

My friend walked in and my pants were like, 'I need backup.'

I got stuck in the elevator and my pants were like, 'This is not how this ends.'