Pak n' Shwaa
When your boner is so big it’s like your jeans are in a relationship and you’re trying to save it.
I was walking to class and my jeans were like, 'I can’t take this anymore.'
My teacher thought I was having a panic attack, but I was just doing Pak n' Shwaa in the hallway.
I was trying to do my math homework and my jeans were like, 'I need a divorce.'